After her humiliating showing in the New Hampshire primary, Elizabeth Warren began to cancel ad reservations in South Carolina and Nevada.  At this point, I think Pocahontas has become Pocahasbeen.

That’s got a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

What I wouldn’t give for President Trump to start calling her that.

How else would you describe the candidate who went from putative frontrunner to also-ran in two months?

But despite her campaign retracting in on itself, I still stand by my assessment from Tuesday: Pocahasbeen isn’t going to drop out any time soon.

She is willing to keep this quixotic campaign going even if she has to bankrupt college kids to do it.

Can you believe Pocahasbeen was so proud of confiscating half of someone’s bank account that she tweeted that clip out herself?

Honestly, this woman has zero self-awareness.

Imagine how impressive she would have looked if Pocahasbeen refused to take the money and instead handed the girl a couple of twenties from her own wallet.

The mileage she could’ve gained over that kind of selfless act in the face of electoral disaster would’ve played over and over again on cable news and in social media.

It would have been a masterstroke of political genius.

But Pocahasbeen has the political genius of a soup spoon.

Yes, that embarrassing clip got a lot of mileage.  But not in a way that makes Pocahasbeen look good.

Such a missed opportunity.

Ah, well.

There’s a reason I retracted my previous statement that Kirsten Gillibrand was the worst candidate in the history of Presidential elections.

Elizabeth Warren has zero political instincts.


It’s a miracle she actually managed to win a seat in the US Senate, if you want to know the truth.

Then again, Massachusetts happily reelected Ted Kennedy after he killed someone.

Unfortunately for Pocahasbeen, the rest of the country isn’t Massachusetts.

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7 thoughts on “Pocahasbeen

  • February 13, 2020 at 10:10 am

    OK, I think we all suspect where this (use robotic voice) “broke college student with a lot of student loan debt” lives, only in Lizzy’s tiny, tangled, dishonest mind.

    Even the suburban women rolled their eyes on their way out to the garage to put the “Amy for America” sticker over the “I’m ready for Warren”.

    What will she make up next?

    Doesn’t matter, she’s toast.

    • February 13, 2020 at 10:22 am

      Yeah. I have my doubts the story is on the up-and-up. It’s possible some “girl” gave Liz three bucks and CLAIMED it was half of all she had, and she was lying. It’s equally possible Liz made it up out of whole cloth because, well, Liz lies. Whatever the case, the fact that Warren actually thought the story made her look so good that she tweeted out the video only proves to me that this woman has zero political instincts.

  • February 13, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Lost her Pomemtum.

  • February 13, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Not only is Liz not the sharpest knife in the drawer, she’s really a spoon.

  • February 13, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Liz took the girl’s $3 and used it to get an ancestry blood test at the prenatal clinic she went to after losing her job as a special ed teacher. Then she went home and made a crab supper for her janitor father using the family recipe she submitted for Pow Wow Chow. After dinner, Liz had a beer to console herself since, as Bernie Sanders had mentioned to her the day before, that a woman like her could never become president.

  • February 15, 2020 at 8:51 am

    anecdotal evidence aside, I could lump Warren in with most of the other early front runners not named Sanders. These people are not has beens, they’re never was’s in terms of the democrat primary, once people started hearing them talk and all the skeletons started coming out of their own mouths they were doomed to fail.

    now the same thing will happen to whomever survives the primary to take on President Trump. Every one of the democrat candidates was/is a political campaigning lightweight with no true believers in the bunch, you can tell by how theyve had to scheme (see the constant give-aways touted) their way up and not rely solely on their platform.

  • February 16, 2020 at 7:48 am

    Put her in charge of building the wall on our southern border.

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