Poor Bette Midler – she’s got a tough life

Bette Midler

Speaking of alternate realities…

[Okay, if you haven’t seen my previous post, you don’t know I was talking about alternate realities, but I was.]

Apparently Bette Midler is living in an upside-down world where we’re just days away from bursting into flames from Global Warming and everything is just downright bad.



I had no idea Bette Midler was living in such a dystopian alternate universe.

She’s really been having a tough life lately.

Can you believe the living hell that these pampered, wealthy celebrities endure?

I have tears in my eyes just thinking about it.

Okay, in the interests of full disclosure, they’re tears of laughter.

What specifically have we “lived through” that has been harrowing, nightmarish, horrifying, unnerving, unspeakable or repellent?

Because here in the Real World, things in America just keep getting better.

We have a booming economy, more money in our pockets, better job opportunities.

Life is good.

In fact, wages just saw their highest single-quarter increase in a decade.

Yeah. That is horrifying, Bette.

I have never seen a more pitiful crop of people in my life than these out of touch celebrities.

Bette would rather pretend life in America is just one notch away from becoming a Mad Max wasteland than accept the fact that things keep getting better in this country.

Seriously, this is not a well woman.

But, let’s be honest.

This is par for the course among our celebrity betters.

Idiots like Bette Midler want you to ignore how much better off you are today than you were two years ago and focus instead on her over-the-top histrionics that are in no way grounded in reality.

For the life of me, I don’t know why she thinks this kind of nonsense would work.

Like the bleating sheep in the corporate news media, Bette Midler expects you to believe her and not your lying eyes.

Not one person will go to the polls next Tuesday and ask, “Is Bette Midler’s life better today than it was two years ago?”

Okay, that’s not fair. Bette Midler probably asks herself that. But nobody else.

And the truth is, the only reason Bette will say her life is worse today is because she’s worked herself up into a lather over a world that doesn’t even exist.

The Donald Trump monster that she envisions is a figment of her own over-indulged imagination.

He isn’t real.

And neither is this dystopian America that Bette thinks she’s stuck in.

The fact is, Bette Midler is still living the good life, starring in Broadway shows – all the wonderful things she did before Donald Trump was elected President.

Nothing has changed for her except her own grip on reality.

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17 thoughts on “Poor Bette Midler – she’s got a tough life

  • November 1, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    Bette Midler net worth: $230 million. My heart bleeds for her.

  • November 1, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    Yes, she has had a hard time. It’s difficult when only a 1/3rd of your brain works and that’s the part the Democrats own.

  • November 1, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    My shoe size is bigger than her IQ.

    • November 1, 2018 at 9:16 pm


      so you have very small feet!

  • November 1, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    We are doomed, sisters.

  • November 1, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    she had always been type cast as a psycho screaming arrogant female something or other. probably needs to get her meds adjusted. the movies do not depict reality. not even documentary movies depict reality. they only show what some one wants you to see. she never learned that. shame…

  • November 1, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Rose says, “If it’s so unspeakable, why won’t they stop speaking about it.”

    • November 1, 2018 at 6:28 pm

      Hahaha! Yeah, good point.

  • November 1, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Hey Midler – Just STFU you bleating sack of human puss. Hope you are gone soon – no one will miss you!

  • November 1, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    I’ve had taco farts with more substance than this vapid idiot.

    • November 1, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Certainly gives “wind beneath my wings” a whole new meaning.

      • November 4, 2018 at 11:13 am


      • November 4, 2018 at 11:16 am

        Where is my reply here? Did you monitor it as nothing is wrong with my post!

        There was nothing wrong with your comment. Comments automatically go into moderation for first-time commenters. Once you’re approved, you won’t be placed in moderation. — Dianny

  • November 2, 2018 at 8:10 am

    Poor Bette….She and Babs and Hanoi Jane and the rest of the hollyweird harpies ought take a cruise together on the newly improved Poseidon or the soon to sail Titanic II looking for the biggest wave or iceberg they can find.

    I am so tired of hearing these wealthy, out of touch, promised to leave how many times (?) pampered children and their complaints about life in America under Trump or Bush or …..

    They do not have a single clue as to what it is like to raise a family here in flyover country. The fact that they get face time from the media is good enough reason to shut the media off and shut them out of your life. Get your facts from places you trust and leave the multitude of opinion providers where they belong….the garbage can.

  • November 2, 2018 at 8:17 am

    Wow! Talk about projection. The only threat to water comes from placing fish above human life in The Democratic People’s Republic of Kalifornia (brought to you by the letter D). Wouldn’t there actually be more water if AGW were real, and the polar ice caps melted?

  • November 2, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    “What specifically have we “lived through” that has been harrowing, nightmarish, horrifying, unnerving, unspeakable or repellent?”

    Eight years of the Obama administration.

  • November 6, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    ” you’re going to be awefully thirsty when the water runs out…??” I thought climate change meant the water would make everyone near a coast tread water. So confused what I need to be wary of. I need a safe space.

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