Private AWOL: Refrigerator Ranger

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Boy, that entire narrative of “Vietnam Vet taunted by Catholic school boys” is collapsing like a feminist-built pedestrian bridge.

Turns out Nathan Phillips — the Vietnam Vet in question — did not set foot in Vietnam. Ever.

He served in the Marines stateside from 1972 to 1976. But he isn’t a Vietnam Vet.

Sorry CNN!

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But let’s not be too hard on CNN.  Everybody fell for it – the New York Times, the Washington Post, hell, everybody.

Elizabeth Warren included.

According to retired Navy SEAL Don Shipley – who sniffs out Stolen Valor – Nathan Phillips was a refrigerator mechanic who went AWOL three times.

A refrigerator mechanic, huh?

That’s a far cry from a “Recon Ranger” – whatever the hell that is.

So, though he never cleared jungles with Napalm, he certainly was exposed to more than his fair share of Freon.

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Jim Hansen found a video of Private AWOL Refrigerator Ranger waxing on about “coming home” to people spitting on him and calling him a baby killer.

Coming home from where exactly?

And how does a refrigerator mechanic murder babies? Was he locking them inside a fridge?

But go easy on him, folks. He suffers from the effects of Agent Orange-Man-Bad.

In an era when being a Victim is the crowning achievement in life, I’m not surprised Private AWOL added “Vietnam Vet” to his resume.

Sure, being Native American earns him tons of victim points. But “Native American Vietnam Vet” earns him even more.

And all those Leftists who hate the military will lap it up like a big, dumb dog.  Because they love veterans who hate America (see also Bradley Manning).

If only Private AWOL said he identified as a woman, there’d be no stopping him!

Why would anybody take Private AWOL Refrigerator Ranger at his word on what happened by the Lincoln Memorial?  Especially when video evidence contradicts him at every turn?

As phony Vietnam Vet Senator Richard Blumenthal famously put it when lecturing Brett Kavanaugh, “Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus” (“false in one thing, false in everything”).

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The fact that Private AWOL is still making demands of these kids who did absolutely nothing to him should be brushed off as the ravings of a liar.

But instead, the media continue to shove microphones in his face and get him on the record.

Which is probably not a very good idea.

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12 thoughts on “Private AWOL: Refrigerator Ranger

  • January 23, 2019 at 10:52 am
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    Agent Orange-Man-Bad! indeed!

    Good one

  • January 23, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    Another Fauxahontas – get back in your wigwam, stooge

    • January 24, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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      and sleep off all that firewater

  • January 23, 2019 at 12:53 pm
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    my entire family either has served or is serving currently, and some (most) of them were in combat,,,people like him make me sick

  • January 23, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Never stepped foot in Viet Nam.
    And by the looks of it, never stepped foot in a dentist’s office.

  • January 23, 2019 at 8:39 pm
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    Nathan Phillips is as much a Vietnam veteran as Elizabeth Warren is a Native American, which is to say not at all.

  • January 23, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    Didn’t Nathan Phillips serve in Vietnam with Brian Williams? I’m pretty sure they won the war for us.

  • January 23, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Dear Lord! I can’t get beyond the teeth!!!! Someone direct that man to a dentist!!!

  • January 24, 2019 at 7:07 pm
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    Big Chief Pyorrhea has Diarrhea of the mouf!

  • January 26, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    I was in the Marine Corps from 1960 to 1964 and if this guy with those years it been in my office he would have permanently been on forward listening post.

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