Pudding Brain Joe versus the Teleprompter

Pudding Brain Joe versus the Teleprompter

Joe Biden’s internal polling must be really, really bad. Because yesterday the CDC suddenly changed direction and announced that everyone who is fully vaccinated will no longer have to wear a mask. All so Pudding Brain Biden could take a victory lap in the Rose Garden – not to mention giving him a big old distraction from the mess he’s making of everything else.

It’s like Biden Administration’s version of bombing an aspirin factory.

Have you seen any clips from his Rose Garden speech?

Try as he might, Pudding Brain is having a heck of a time getting that last working synapse of his to cooperate.

Um.

Even reading off a teleprompter is too much for old Pudding Brain.

Screen says “Vaxxed.”

Pudding Brain says “Vax ed.”

This is also from yesterday:

Sure, it might seem like we have a sawdust-stuffed marlin head as a President. But fear not, folks. Everything is fine here. Nothing to worry about.

But, but, but IT’S A STUTTER!!!!

I think we’re zeroing in on why Joe keeps saying he’ll “get in trouble” if he answers questions from the press.

If his pudding brain misfires when reading words off a teleprompter, is it any wonder they don’t want him giving off-the-cuff answers to reporters?

It would be all smoke and sparks, then a pathetic whirring noise followed by a sputtering sizzle.

Watch those two video clips again.

If you want to know the truth, I pity old Pudding Brain Joe. Nobody suffering from dementia should be put through this.

Like I said over a year ago, this is elder abuse.

And his handlers, his staff – even his own wife – don’t give a damn that their not-all-there figurehead is coming apart at the seams.

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7 thoughts on “Pudding Brain Joe versus the Teleprompter

  • May 14, 2021 at 8:01 am
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    Pudding Pop, you know, Corn Pops archenema.

  • May 14, 2021 at 8:55 am
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    Won’t be long before he blurts out “Get off my lawn” to the gaggle of reporters.

  • May 14, 2021 at 12:50 pm
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    The left is willing to sacrifice anyone if it furthers their cause. Kids at the border, women sacrificed to transgenders. Biden is just another sacrifice and he’ll be tossed aside as soon as he is no longer useful.

  • May 14, 2021 at 12:53 pm
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    Max (Joe) Room In His Head is the perfect image for this dolt. A short GIF showing the stuttering, repetition, and jerky head movements would be welcome. At this point, it’s a reasonable bet that “thousand yard stare” Joe is nothing more than a poorly constructed and programmed Disney animatronic figure. Since everything Disney makes nowadays is complete and utter crap, that would explain the quality of his public appearances.

    • May 17, 2021 at 9:58 pm
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      I was thinking Max Headroom myself.

  • May 15, 2021 at 11:37 am
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    As bad as he is, the cackling slut will be worse. Have a minority of deranged amerikans put us on a track to involuntary suicide?
    Pray……

  • May 17, 2021 at 3:10 pm
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    “sawdust-stuffed marlin head!”

    💯 🤣

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