Liberals are doing their damnedest to emotionally prepare their fragile little snowflakes for the horror of spending Thanksgiving with Trump-supporting family. [Hat tip Breitbart].
Funny, isn’t it? Liberals even need marching orders when it comes to the holidays.
You notice those of us on Planet Earth don’t need a “how-to” guide on dealing with Hillary supporters?
That’s because we excel at making short shrift of these sanctimonious little crybabies.
Our quick, easy guide to dealing with these tiresome snowflakes would be one-step.
1. Kick them the hell out of the house.
My guess is any Trump supporters who have the misfortune of being saddled with a special snowflake all their own have become experts at putting these insufferable little know-it-alls in their place.
It isn’t like they weren’t insufferable know-it-alls before Hillary Clinton lost.
We all know somebody like this.
Hell, when I was a young Liberal, I was the insufferable know-it-all who acted like everyone else in my family was woefully backward and misinformed.
I didn’t realize until I was forty that I was the borderline retard of the bunch.
Boy, I look back on that and just cringe.
If you have a Hillary supporter sobbing in his or her tofurkey, I am very sorry.
The only additional step I would add to our quick, easy guide is this:
2. Diffuse their outrage with humor. It will make them all manner of upset.
Oh, and make them do the dishes.
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