Release the Cat Stories!

Release the Cat Stories!

On Friday, just a couple of hours after the Bidens boarded Marine One for yet another weekend at the beach, CNN launched the opening volley in Operation Release the Cat Stories.

Can you blame them?

Our economy is on the cusp of a recession. Inflation hasn’t been this bad since 1981. Gas prices are at record highs. And most Americans are downsizing their summer vacation plans because they just can’t afford to go anywhere.

But no matter how bad things get for the country, nothing will get in the way of old Peepaw Joe flying out of DC to spend the weekend at his vacation house in Rehoboth Beach. And since the optics of having the president who’s overseeing this disastrous economy refuse to give up his weekends on the beach while Americans suffer are really bad, it isn’t entirely surprising that the media thinks it’s time to release the cat stories.

When the going gets rough, the media runs fluff.

And since the cost of ice cream is rising, launching another ice cream deflection would probably be counterproductive. It’s much safer to release the cat stories.

They’ve used Willow the cat as a distraction before. After ice cream, she’s the media’s go-to option to distract Americans from old Joe’s cascading failures.

The goal is to make the Bidens look less entitled and out of touch than they are. And, hey, normal people have pets, don’t they?

So this is what CNN brought us yesterday:

Release the Cat Stories CNN

Read this segment and tell me you don’t feel your glucose level rising:

Whether a cat can appreciate a sojourn by the sea remains questionable, but for Willow, the Rehoboth house is one of several changes of scenery she gets to appreciate as a presidential pet.

“Willow often spends the weekends with the First Family, including in Rehoboth, Wilmington, and Camp David,” the first lady’s press secretary Michael LaRosa told CNN.

When she is not being whisked away for the weekend, Willow has privileges to roam the White House. She is predominantly restricted to the White House executive residence’s private second and third floors, where CNN is told Willow particularly enjoys the solarium, a bright space above the South Portico, where she “receives lots of attention from the Executive Residence staff.” In Wilmington and at Camp David, “she often sits on the porch in the sun,” says LaRosa.

This is why I am skeptical of the claims that the news media is turning on Joe Biden. Sure, there have been some negative stories lately. But at the end of the day, like in any codependent, unhealthy relationship, the media will always return to stand by Joe’s side.

And if that means distracting the public with stupid stories about the Bidens’ cat Willow, then release the cat stories!

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5 thoughts on “Release the Cat Stories!

  • June 18, 2022 at 11:51 am
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    “Why, the Presidential cat is JUST like my Fluffy.” say the Stupid people.

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  • June 18, 2022 at 12:43 pm
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    Kamala makes everyone around her feel like Mensa material. So there’s that. What does it say about Willie Brown? He chose to hang around with that dunce voluntarily. Maybe she has some skills that don’t show up when she opens her mouth…to…uh…to speak.

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  • June 18, 2022 at 7:06 pm
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    Flying on Air Force One now costs >$150,000/hour, which today is roughly equivalent to driving a mid sized SUV. Never mind the cost, nothing is going to get in the way of Pedo Joe’s vacation. It just too bad he won’t remember any of it. It is suspenseful to watch him stumble/fall going up the steps to the plane, and then to fall off his bike (but, but, he’s in perfect health and has the vigor and stamina of someone twice, sorry half, his age). Most don’t know he’s on Eliquis (an anticoagulant) for his atrial fibrillation, and is at high risk for internal hemorrhage from even minor trauma. We’re all just one wrong step from him succumbing to an intracranial bleed and eliminating the need to invoke the 25th. If a bleed doesn’t get him, his multi-infarct dementia (from a constant shower of cardiac sourced micro-emboli) will continue to destroy his three, oops now two) functioning gray matter neurons. One way or another, Kameltoe will be up to bat, and the jury is still out on how much worse, and in what ways, that will be.

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  • June 18, 2022 at 8:33 pm
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    I’m old enough to remember “Socks”, the Clinton cat. Cute little vignettes. I don’t think we saw stories about Socks traveling. Such a mindless distraction from reality. The entire Biden administration is not connected to reality. As this nightmare continues, I am beginning to believe it is deliberate. The level of incompetence defies credence.

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  • June 19, 2022 at 11:32 am
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    I love cats, I just can’t eat a whole one.

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