Well, I think we found the reason Colorado is becoming a blue state.
Turns out the dead are voting.
Talk about a Rocky Mountain Low.
[Low … in Colorado]
Sorry. Now you’ll be singing that song all day.
According to CBS4, a recent investigation of the Colorado voter rolls shows that in the Rocky Mountain state, the dead are really civic-minded.
Is it just coinkidink that it all began right around the time Colorado turned from red to blue?
The cases of dead men and women casting ballots ranged from El Paso County in southern Colorado to Denver and Jefferson County. CBS4 discovered the fraudulent voting by comparing databases of voting histories in Colorado against a federal death database.
The CBS4 investigation has triggered criminal investigations in El Paso and Jefferson counties along with a broad investigation by the Colorado Secretary of State’s office.
Joy Ann Reid and Rachel Maddow hardest hit.
Those gals been telling us for years that voter fraud is a myth.
“It’s not a perfect system. There are some gaps,” acknowledged [CO Sec of State] Williams.
One of the most glaring cases was that of Sara Sosa in Colorado Springs. She died on Oct. 14, 2009. However, CBS4 uncovered voting records that showed ballots cast for Sosa in 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013. Her husband, Miguel, died on Sept. 26, 2008. But CBS4 unearthed records showing that a vote was cast in his name the next year, 2009.
“That’s illegal,” said El Paso County Clerk and Recorder Chuck Broerman, who called the CBS4 findings “very serious.”
It’s illegal?! Ya think?!
Broerman said after their deaths, the Sosas remained on active voter rolls and mail ballots were still sent to their home because they did not meet the criteria to have their names deleted from eligible voter rolls.
Call me crazy, but I’d think dying would meet the criteria for having their names deleted.
Are there gradations of dead in Colorado that don’t exist anywhere else?
Pretty Much Dead
Really Most Sincerely Dead
So dead they can’t vote anymore
Democrats in Colorado must be tickled pink to know there will be plenty of voters on the rolls from the only constituency that never abandons them for the Republican Party.
What with Hispanics, blacks, millennials and women bailing on the Cankled One, Democrats are going to need this loyal voting bloc.
But remember folks.
Voter Fraud is a myth and Voter ID Laws are racist.
Hat tip Breitbart.
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