Rootin-Tootin Eric Swalwell!

Rootin-Tootin Eric Swalwell!

My Mom is in the hospital and I’ve been so dang worried about her all day, I could barely concentrate on anything.  So seeing a five second clip of Rootin-Tootin Eric Swalwell cutting a fart live on MSNBC was just the laugh I needed to lift my spirits.

And while he’s going on about Trump’s crimes he lets one loose.  How hilarious is that? When Eric lies his nose doesn’t grow.  Instead, his colon evacuates on cue.

Then again, Rootin-Tootin Eric has been threatening to drop the bomb.  And thar she blows!

Did they mic his ass?

I mean, wow is that loud.

We’ve always known Rootin-Tootin Eric has a habit of talking out of his ass.  But I never took it literally — until now.

From the sounds of that fart, I’m thinking a change of underwear is in order.

And maybe a janitor with a mop.

Just how desperate must one be for face-time on cable news that you’d insist on doing a hit with your bowels in an uproar?

Maybe if Rootin-Tootin Eric had let one rip during a debate he’d still be in the race.

Ah well.  Missed opportunities.

As it is I doubt he’ll be living this down anytime soon.

Please President Trump. Please, please, please tweet about this.

Thanks for the laugh, Rootin-Tootin Eric. I needed it.

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6 thoughts on “Rootin-Tootin Eric Swalwell!

  • November 18, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Just goes to prove that Democraps are just full of hot air and GAS!

  • November 18, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    Prayers are going up for your Mom, Dianny.

  • November 19, 2019 at 7:43 am

    That’s the leading indicator of ASS (Abused Sphincter Syndrome). Victims are usually found in LA, NY and in most prisons.

  • November 19, 2019 at 9:51 am

    I’m anxiously awaiting the Greta “how dare you” meme responding to his flatulence, what with global warming being all the rage.

  • November 19, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Love to your mom!

    • November 19, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      Thanks, Meli. She’s feeling better today. So hopefully they’ll release her to go home. Gave us all quite a scare as you can imagine.

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