Ruining holidays since 2009

Ruining holidays since 2009

Ugh. What the hell is it with the Obama Administration?!

You can’t just have a nice family gathering. No. You have to command your Kool-Aid-Drinking O-Bots to descend on the holiday table like a bunch of locusts and turn a pleasant meal into a contentious episode of Point/Counter-Point.

But that’s Organizing for America. Ruining holidays since 2009.

First, it was in service to Obamacare.

Use the Thanksgiving table as an opportunity to talk to your family about the Affordable Care Act and serve up a side dish of indoctrination to go with the cranberry sauce.

And, a month later, storm the beaches of Christmas dinner to remind your teabagger family members that the Affordable Care Act will bring about a Healthcare Utopia that will do more to save the world than Jesus ever could.

Summer wasn’t safe either. Gather around the July 4th Barbecue and lecture your family about all the lies Republicans tell about the Affordable Care Act. Tell them in no uncertain terms that the increased premiums they are experiencing aren’t real and not since John Hancock signed his name to the Declaration, has there been such a great document of Independence.

Dear God. It’s crazy annoying.

And now they’re at it again. This time Obamacare is off the dinner table and Gun Control has taken its place.

Yesterday, during the White House Press Briefing, Joseph Goebbels Josh Earnest sent out the call to arms once again. Storm the Thanksgiving table and set off a barrage of anti-gun, pro-Obama rhetoric on your unsuspecting family members.

Yes, sure. It is probably true that at many Thanksgiving tables, people will be discussing the deadly terrorist attack on Paris. And heaven forbid they link Obama’s failure in leadership and lack of winning strategy against radical Islamic terrorists to what happened there. O-Bots are therefore instructed to steer the conversation away from Obama’s foreign policy failures and focus instead on the need to prevent people on the no-fly list from purchasing a gun.

Sure, people end up on the no-fly list for the most kooky reasons. Hell, even that fat slob Ted Kennedy ended up on the no-fly list.

[My guess is, he tried to get make a flight attendant sandwich. Either that, or he pitched a fit when first class ran out of scotch.]

The no-fly list is deeply arbitrary and capricious. Which means that banning people who are on it from owning guns would be arbitrary and capricious.

But that’s kind of the Obama Administration’s objective, isn’t it?

But no matter.

O-Bots must ensure that common sense cannot possibly rule the roost. They must steer the topic to another Obama Liberty-Killing policy while the family is giving thanks for the Liberty they enjoy in America.

You want my advice?

If anyone in your family is an Obama supporter, disinvite him. Or, if you can’t do that, make him eat Thanksgiving dinner in the unheated garage.

When the bitching starts about eating in the cold, remind him that according to the President, 2015 is the hottest year in the history of the universe, so he must be crazy thinking it’s cold out there.

Hat tip Breitbart.

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2 thoughts on “Ruining holidays since 2009

  • November 24, 2015 at 11:44 am
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    I’m prepared. I even have visual aids, targets that I shot at 30 yards with a Dan Wesson 357 maximum revolver. Out of three targets only one shot out of 18 was outside the center of the bulls eye. So I think I have this gun control thing pretty much mastered.

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