Screw Earth Day! It’s my BIRTHDAY!

You know, April 22 was my birthday before it was coopted by communists and turned into “Earth Day.”

Just a little history.

April 22 is also the birth date of Vladimir Lenin. Which, by the way, is why Earth Day falls on April 22nd.

The purpose of Earth Day is to simultaneously terrify and guilt people — mostly school age kids — into buying into the belief that mankind is a cancer on our planet and we can only save it by subjugating ourselves to a centralized State that will care for us.

My local ABC affiliate’s website has very few “News” items that appear on their site, but among the house fires, shootings and weather report was this nugget: 5 reasons to be happy on Earth Day.

This is the opening:

Sure, there are plenty of reasons to be terrified about the future of the planet: melting ice sheets, intensifying heat waves, vanishing rainforests, falling temperature records, dying elephants, bleached out coral and kids in China don’t know the sky is blue.
This stuff is serious. It’s real. It’s bad.

But don’t worry or anything.

What’s ironic is survey after survey shows that very few people believe that “Climate Change” is that big a deal. Which is why they write stupid pieces like this every April 22. You aren’t sufficiently terrified to submit to the demands that the government intrude on both your life and our economy.

The purpose of this stupid write-up is to talk up the useless Paris Climate Change Agreement from late last year and to crow about “clean-energy.”

But don’t worry. There’s no such thing as propaganda.

Earth Day has always been the day to scaremonger. I remember when this stupid commie commemoration began (on the one hundredth birthday of Vladimir Lenin — oooh, what a crazy coincidence!). From that point out, my teachers would make us watch film strips and short movies about overpopulation, pollution, dead fish floating along the banks of lakes and rivers. They really laid it on thick.

Obviously that wasn’t enough. Nowadays they force kids to watch the fictional account by Al Gore called “An Inconvenient Truth” and terrorize them with the idea that mankind is responsible for every weather event that has occurred in the last century — but not all mankind. Just those who live in free societies and have a capitalist, free market system (funny how that works).

A few years ago, Brian Sussman wrote a book called Eco-Tyranny: How the Left’s Green Agenda will Dismantle America. Sussman points out that Vladimir Lenin issued a “Decree on Land” which declared that all forests, minerals, and waters within Mother Russia were property of the State (you know, like Obama has been doing gobbling up large swaths of acreage within the US and making them “Federal Lands” and “Federal Monuments.”). You see, we mere mortals can’t be trusted with this world that God gave us. Government must come to its rescue and protect it from us.

According to Sussman, the Earth Day movement adopted Lenin’s adage, “Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.”

Feeling the Bern lately?

Earth Day is nothing more than an indoctrination tool — fully exploited in public schools every April 22 to terrify children into joining the Green Movement. Kids are encouraged to go home and try and scare their parents into renouncing their evil capitalist ways and embrace the all-caring, environmentally-friendly State.

You would have to be a total idiot not to know that the Green Movement is the Red Movement with a dye job.

Goal #17 of the 45 Goals of Communism:
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations. Put the party line in textbooks.

And what better way to make sure the party-line is in textbooks surreptitiously than to turn the Commie Movement into the Green Movement?

Screw Earth Day

So, screw Earth Day.

Earth Day is used, not to encourage children to be good stewards of the world God created, but to disguise tyranny in a mask of “saving the planet.” Its purpose is to terrify these children into willingly giving up their liberty, their individual sovereignty and bowing to an all-powerful centralized State that knows better how to care for them and our planet.

And I’m not just saying this because it pisses me off that my birthday got coopted by a crop of commies.

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4 thoughts on “Screw Earth Day! It’s my BIRTHDAY!

  • April 22, 2016 at 9:35 am

    It IS a bummer to share your b’day with an organizational movement. Especially one as vile as Earth Day. (I can identify. Mine always fell on the same day as The Great American Smoke Out. Though I’m not sure if that’s around anymore. And it’s definitely not as bad as Earth Day.)

    But Happy Birthday, anyway! I hope you’ll have a FABULOUS one! (And how cool that it’s the day after your Mom’s birthday!)

    • April 22, 2016 at 10:42 am

      Only because I was late. Had I come when the contractions first got steady, we’d share a birthday. And, thank you! I make 53 look good. 😉

  • April 22, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    Happy Birthday!

  • April 24, 2016 at 12:19 am

    Happy Birthday Dianny, and many more for ya. Cheers

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