She’s not dumb! That’s a conspiracy theory!


Just hours before the incredibly dumb Congresswoman from the State of Twitter bashed people for praying, her personal Rasputin went on Twitter to defend her brilliance.

Oh, honey, no.

We don’t need a conspiracy theory to prove how dumb she is.

AOC proves that for us every damn day.

All we need to do is listen to her speak or read her tweets and we can pretty much come to that conclusion all on our own.

I mean, it’s like, you know, like, I mean, obvious.

Of course, what the Man Behind the Curtain is referring to is a video that was released a while ago arguing that Congresswoman Clap-Back is nothing but a puppet and her Chief of Staff is the “brains” behind the operation.

I don’t know if it’s true or not.  But if Chakrabarti really is the “brains” behind her speeches and committee questions (and her tweets), he’s not helping things.

Because the dumb girl is still coming off as mind-bogglingly dumb.

The other day, this big dummy questioned a Wells Fargo exec appearing before her committee – asking him why shouldn’t Wells Fargo be responsible for cleaning up a hypothetical spill from the Dakota Pipeline since they were providing the financing for it.

Now, by this logic, if I spill coffee all over the carpet in my house, my mortgage lender should be responsible for cleaning it.

It’s moronic.  It’s, dare I say it, dumb.

And yet, galaxy brain that she is, Congresswoman Twitter tweeted out this embarrassing exchange as if she was actually proud of it.

That’s like little Alexandria coming home from school with an F on a test and asking Mommy to put it on the fridge for the world to see.

And if Chakrabarti thinks her obvious stupidity is nothing but a conspiracy theory he’s as dumb as she is.

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11 thoughts on “She’s not dumb! That’s a conspiracy theory!

  • March 15, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    28-year old with a Bachelor’s degree in International Affairs and Economics from Boston U. working as a bartender/bar waitress. Displaying her obvious brilliance and accomplishments for the world to see. Have I left anything out?

    • March 15, 2019 at 10:02 pm

      Don’t forget the 430 credit score and TWO evictions on her credit report!

    • March 16, 2019 at 2:53 am

      No Dietrich, you included everything. I mean like, like everything.

  • March 15, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    She does have a college degree. That make me think they not only sell them at Walmart, they’re discounted for politicians.

  • March 15, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    I want to hold Wells Fargo responsible for fixing my car. After all, they loaned me the money to buy it.

  • March 15, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    I am sure BU is very proud of this graduate! Ha,Ha.

  • March 15, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Dumb? About as dumb as Remington allowed to be sued by Sandy Hook victims? Same ideology… look out it’s here!

  • March 15, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    I heard her at SXSW, dropping T’s like a high school freshman. Talking that fake cockney valley girl accent…

    They’re geh-in really angry, but it doesn’t mah-er, because I’m beh-er blah blah blah, guvner. Worse that noways tard Hillary.

  • March 15, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    You missed the biggest proof of how stupid this itch is – Green New Deal.

  • March 15, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    What a stupid and ugly kunt. A perfect example of a dumbocRAT.

  • March 16, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Now she’s gone full retard. You never go full retard. *Simple Jack photoshop request* 🙂

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