Shiny Nancy
I just saw this video on Twitter. Is it me or does Nancy Pelosi look especially shiny?
I mean, come on! I know they say Nancy is a slick politician, but I didn’t think they meant it literally.
Did Shiny Nancy forget to wash off her nighttime moisturizer before going on TV?
That is one shiny, shiny face.
It’s possible Nancy just got another round of dermabrasion so she’s slathering herself up with antibiotic ointment.
Or was she bobbing for olives?
She looks like Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest.
All that’s missing from that video is Nancy shrieking “No more wire hangers!!!”
She looks terrible here.
Not that she ever looks like a cover girl. But this is especially bad.
And what in Lucifer’s reach is going on with her eyebrows? At the rate they’re climbing, by June, Shiny Nancy’s eyebrows are going to be lost in her hairline. Either that or they’ll slip right off her super shiny forehead.
And here I thought it was bad back when Nancy looked like a blow-up sex doll.
Maybe making a slick, shiny octogenarian the public face of the Democrats is a bad idea.
So keep it up, guys!
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She’s an old, worn out motor, they leak and are all greasy on the outside.
How would you like to change her bed sheets?
Eek !
One more face lift, she will have a grey van Dyke.
ROFL !!!!
You mean Nancy went and got herself some medically unnecessary treatment?? Why is her dermatologist practicing during such a solemn and deadly time as this? Maybe we now know why Nancy wasn’t able to work in DC during this time. She needed time to recuperate from her vanity medical procedure. Goes right along with her gourmet ice cream filled freezer.
It wasn’t called dermabrasion on her insurance claim. They called it “debarking”, whatever that is.
Love them eyebrows. SURPRISE!
” Shiny (un)happy people laughing… “
She went bobbing for french fries at Mickey D’s last night and needed to hide the blisters.
I’m sure there’s a large knot of skin in the back of her head under her hair. When her face begins to droop someone just tightens up the knot. What a hag.
Not just her, but Gretchen’s face is a bit shiny.
It’s just lubricant, which she applies liberally. It helps her pull her head out when cameras are near.
Maybe she’s hoping to get a little action from Fingers next time they cross paths. ??