I am going to be so happy this January when we will finally be rid of the insufferable Michelle Obama and her self-righteous preening.
Who does she think she’s fooling anyway?
I have had my fill of Michelle’s never-ending lectures, scolding and holier-than-thou moralizing.
What a hypocritical bitch.
I tried to watch the clip of Michelle getting all weepy and emotional over Donald Trump’s vulgar talk from eleven years ago. But I couldn’t get through it.
Seriously, I’ve seen more convincing acting in a junior high production of “Fiddler on the Roof.”
Maybe it’s just that I still can’t shake the image of her husband showing off his stiffie to a plane full of reporters, but it was really difficult to take her moral indignation seriously.
And just when I thought I had succeeded in blotting out Barack’s woody, I thought of the footage of her charming, demure daughter Malia twerking her little ass off in public while smoking a joint.
Let me use a metaphor you’ll understand, Michelle. Maybe you should “tend your own garden.”
If Michelle Obama is so horrified by the way Donald Trump talked eleven years ago, why does she keep making public appearances with rappers whose potty mouths and vile lyrics put Donald Trump to shame?
Get bent, Michelle.
You are the woman who thinks that super-sized tramp Beyonce is a good role model for young girls.
You’re not fooling anybody.
So do us all a favor, go back to partying with your vulgar rap artist friends.
And, while you’re at it, shut the hell up.
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