Simmer down girls


And here I thought feminism was all about women being strong, independent and self-sufficient.

Boy, was I wrong.

Turns out that these girls are nothing but helpless, sniveling crybabies completely incapable of taking care of themselves.

Who knew?

Today, President Trump rescinded Obama’s so-called “Contraceptive Mandate” that forced employers to include free birth control in their employees’ insurance.

It was a mean-spirited and egregious order that violated religious freedom and conscience.

But to hear these blubbering feminists, you’d think he banned birth control altogether.

Oh, the hue and cry!

In the 1970s, it was “I am woman, hear me roar.”

In 2017, it is “I am helpless, pay for my birth control.”

It really is quite a transformation.

What these dimwitted girls fail to grasp is nobody – not one person – is denying them the “right” to birth control.

Instead, the President is putting a stop to forcing employer insurance to pay for it.

But to these whimpering saps having to pay for your own birth control is just like “A Handmaid’s Tale!!!!”

I have an actual Constitutional right to own a gun.

But it would be wholly inappropriate for the President or Congress to mandate that others pay for my gun.

The Second Amendment is there to protect my right to keep and bear arms. But it’s still up to me to buy the damn thing.

It’s called “commerce.”

Why don’t these blubbering broads get that?

If you are mature enough to have sex, then you are mature enough to go to the drugstore and buy your contraceptives.

And if you don’t want to spend the money, there is a completely free form of birth control available.

It’s called keeping your knees together.

And if you want to open up your knees, then open up your own friggin’ wallet and pay for your contraceptives yourself.

Good Lord, the work.

If these simpering sea hags can’t grasp this blazingly obvious point, then maybe women aren’t capable of being strong, independent and self-sufficient.

But the sad fact is, it’s not just dimwitted girls in pussy hats that can’t seem to grasp basic logic.

The same can be said for this idiot.

Really, Chuck?

“Hard-working women” have a fundamental right to demand other people pay for their birth control?

Good grief. What an insufferable drama queen.

Is it any wonder most women think modern-day feminism is a joke?

Because any movement that works girls into a hysterical lather over having to pay for their own birth control is no longer something anyone should take seriously.

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4 thoughts on “Simmer down girls

  • October 6, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Apparently having self decency and control is lost on liberal women with no sense of morality or self-respect who want to bang everything.

  • October 7, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    If they ahd brain cells they would push to make all BC over the counter…but then they really would have to pay for it.

    The left has steadily pushed the narrative that if you ahve to pay for your health insurance and healthcare then you are being denied access. This is straight out of the socialist playbook. This is how socialized medicine was pushed after WWII in GB.

  • October 7, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    “And if you don’t want to spend the money, there is a completely free form of birth control available.

    It’s called keeping your knees together.”

    The only 100% sure fire method of birth control it is

    • October 10, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      Yes, keeping the knees together works just fine.

      And where or where is Sandra Fluke these days?

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