The Sisterhood of the Traveling Angst

You know, if I lacked basic coping skills, I don’t think I’d be in any hurry make that public.

But that’s just me.

It’s been a year since President Donald Trump has been in office. And still the Sisterhood of the Traveling Angst hasn’t made it through the five stages of grief.

Hillary lost the election, girls.

Get over it.

The truth is, women haven’t been deprived of any rights at all with Donald Trump in office.

So what the hell are they protesting?

A booming economy? Rising wages? Economic growth the likes of which we never saw in the eight years Obama was President?

Ah, yes. I can see why they’re upset.

I said last year after the first Pussy Parade that this wasn’t a march; it was a group therapy session where angry Hillary voters publicly struggled through the five stages of grief.

All in all it was a healing day.
 
The girls were able to get out some of that anger and grief they’ve been bottling up since November 8.
 
And that’s super important!
 
I mean, if you can’t find a way to process all that emotional baggage, you’ll end up bitter and alone.
 
[Then again, that ship may have already sailed for some of them.]
 
They got to use a little knitting therapy to make their own pussy hats.
 
Plus, art therapy to make all those positive life-force, life-affirming signs.
 
Like the ones that said, “Fuck Trump!” and “My Pussy is Stronger than Your God.”

One year later, and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Angst are still stuck in the Denial Stage.

I’d fire my therapist if I were you, girls.

I saw no reason to give these girls any attention yesterday.

Why bother? Just because they want to go public with their neuroses doesn’t mean I have to watch it.

But then I saw President Trump’s hilarious tweet.

Beautiful weather all over our great country, a perfect day for all Women to March. Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2018

Ironic, isn’t it? On the anniversary of being inaugurated President, Donald Trump was crowned the King of Twitter.

My how the Sisterhood of the Traveling Angst flew into a rage over that one.

I took a screen capture of Trump’s tweet and texted it to my brother.

He texted me back saying, “It’s like when you would call me names or whatever when we were kids and I’d be like ….thank you….thank you. You couldn’t handle that.”

And therein lies the problem with these so-called “empowered women.”

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Angst have the emotional maturity of a pestered child.

And they tell us “The Future is Female.”

But if they mean a future run by neurotic, hyper-dramatic basket cases with the coping skills of a toddler, then count me out.

They are raging against a non-existent foe.

And they are so mired in victimhood, despite the fact that nobody is victimizing them.

Meanwhile, in Iran…

Her name is Maryam Jafarpour. She was an engineer. She took part in #IranProtests. After being arrested, her parents received a call from the regime forces telling them to come and pick up their daughter's dead body. She is one of the many brave Iranians that this regime killed. pic.twitter.com/vswCN9YXAR

— masih alinejad (@AlinejadMasih) January 20, 2018

But what’s being tortured to death compared to the horror of your boss not paying for your contraception?

Do you think the Sisterhood of the Traveling Angst cares that they look all manner of foolish?

Of course they don’t.

Why would they when the Enslaved Press happily dotes on them like an over-indulgent pageant mom while Democrat politicians bow and scrape for their approval?

This is the state of the modern-day Left.

Unstable, unhappy, and unable to cope with reality. They’ve become navel-gazing neurotics wearing their fictional Victimhood like a badge of honor.

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