Sleepwalking to the nomination

Well, now I think I understand why No-Show Joe Biden didn’t turn up in Iowa for all the Gay Pride events this past weekend.  It’s really difficult to march in a Pride Parade when your primary ambulatory mode is sleepwalking.

But the Somnambulant Kid-Toucher finally made his way to the Hawkeye State yesterday where apparently he was so bored by his own speech, he put himself to sleep.

So while the other Democrat candidates are insulting their way to the nomination, the lumbering, droning Joe is sleepwalking there.

Honestly, is it his advancing years or is Sleepwalking Joe just not interested in running for President?

I realize it’s still early in the primary race, but if Sleepy Joe is already this tuckered out in June, by February’s Iowa Caucus, he’ll be in a coma.

Biden is reading from prepared remarks on the podium, without much gusto.

— Garrett Haake (@GarrettHaake) June 11, 2019

Well how much gusto can you have when you’re barely awake?

Joe Biden is more suited for the job of spokesman for Ambien than President of the United States.

I'm worried about Sleepy Joe Biden's health after seeing him on CNN today. His energy is super low and he thinks the "fine people" hoax is real. #SleepyJoe

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 11, 2019

Sleepwalking Joe makes Low Energy Jeb look like the Energizer Bunny.

And this is the Democrat Party’s 2020 Frontrunner?

Today is the day every political pundit realized President Trump took out Biden with one word: Sleepy. #Next

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 11, 2019

Seems to me Biden's heart just isn't in this. There's no fire, no passion. I'm not even seeing any measurable desire that he actually wants to become President. It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

— Dianny ??(@DiannyRants) June 11, 2019

For the life of me, I cannot understand why this barely conscious old man is even running for President.

If you plan to take on Donald Trump, you better bring your A-game.  This is the man who flew from one arena to another on the same day to hold campaign rallies to capacity crowds.

Joe Biden isn’t bringing his A-game. Though I’m fairly certain we’re seeing his Zzzzz-Game.

Donald Trump is everything Sleepwalking Joe Biden is not: energetic, enthusiastic, fired up – the man’s a dynamo.  Trump can think on his feet.  He doesn’t sluggishly read from a script prepared by his campaign underlings.  He’s funny, entertaining and can work a crowd like nobody I’ve ever seen before.

Meanwhile, the somnambulant Biden is so languid and lackluster, he could put a room full of hopped up meth heads to sleep in a New York minute.

It won’t matter if the sycophants of CNN and MSNBC prop up his comatose carcass with all the fawning, slobbering coverage they can muster.  Voters aren’t deaf, dumb and blind. Besides, we don’t trust these biased hacks enough to care about what they say.

Out here in the real world – the world far away from the cable news bubble – Sleepwalking Joe is about as rousing as a late-night infomercial.

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