Sputtering Nance

Last night on Twitter, Eddie Zipperer was asking for Trump-style nicknames for Speaker of the House, mumble-mouth Nancy Pelosi.  My suggestion was Sputtering Nance.

This woman can barely make it through a four-word sentence without tripping over every syllable.

Sputtering Nance seems entirely appropriate.

In fact, on his show last night, Mark Levin did a segment on the absolute irony of Sputtering Nance expressing concern for President Trump’s state of mind.

That’s like Harvey Weinstein expressing concern over Mike Pence’s treatment of women.

And in this segment (which you can hear over at Conservative Review), Levin played a soundbite where Sputtering Nance was struggling to say the phrase “we can walk and chew gum at the same time.”

Only what she ended up saying was “We can walk and chew dung … uh gum … at the same time.”

Oh, honey. You can’t even stand and speak words at the same time, I’m thinking simultaneous walking and gum-chewing is quite beyond your capabilities.

Now this gradual devolving of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi into Sputtering Nance isn’t new.

It’s been going on for years.

Although, it does seem to be getting steadily worse over the last couple.

Kyle Olson over at The American Mirror has been chronicling the decline of Sputtering Nance for quite some time now. You could almost say it’s a cottage industry for him.

In 2017, I referred to Nancy as a Crazy Shopping Cart Lady.  And it’s only gotten worse since then.

Sputtering Nance

She certainly has gone downhill since the time she said “But we have to pass the bill for you to find out what’s in it.”

Who knew that would end up being Sputtering Nance at her most cogent.

Now, reporters aren’t stupid.  I’m sure those covering Capitol Hill are fully aware that Nancy is losing her grip.  But they just play along – pretending that this mumbling, sputtering, babbling hot mess is “the most powerful woman in Washington.”

Last night, President Trump did what he does best. He went over the heads of the complicit media and tweeted out a video of Sputtering Nance.

Over three million views and counting.


So much for reporters hoping all that hummina-hummina that dribbles out of Nancy Pelosi’s mouth can be swept under the rug. Because President Trump didn’t just pull up the corner; he yanked the whole rug away.

There’s no denying that Sputtering Nance has amassed a lot of power over the decades. But all that political power can’t hide the fact that she’s losing the power speak in coherent sentences.

And that loss of mental and physical control is absolutely taking its toll on her ability to lead.

Do you think the angry, bigoted caucus among the Freshman Democrats could wield the kind of power and influence it does if Sputtering Nance was in control of her faculties?

Not on the likely.

I’m thinking this doddering old broad acting as the tip of the Anti-Trump spear is not going to end well for Congressional Democrats.

So I say keep sputtering Nance!

As the saying goes Leftists want the Right silenced. But the Right wants Leftists to keep on talking.

Or, keep on sputtering as the case may be.

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10 thoughts on “Sputtering Nance

  • May 24, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Maybe she really meant to say dung…

    • May 24, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      Its been coming out of her mouth for years so you’re probably right.

  • May 24, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    What’s that term for a politically self-revealing slip of the tongue?

    “We can walk and spew dung at the same time.”

    Well, not exactly at the same time. They have to task-switch. Step. Step. Spew. Step. Step. Spew…

  • May 24, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Freudian slip, we used to call those.

  • May 24, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Sputtering Nancy

    I have to blather my words, so I can see what it is I’m trying to say

  • May 24, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    I heard Levin’s segment on Stretch Pelosi last night & it was hilarious. There really IS something seriously wrong with that woman. Even her walk is frightening; seems like she’s afraid to move her legs.

    But I do get a charge out of watching her trying to keep her dentures from slipping. She makes it so damn obvious!

  • May 24, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    “Sputtering Nancy” reminds me of Fire Marshall Bill from variety show ‘In Living Color.’

  • May 25, 2019 at 1:21 am

    “…she did just start a public insult war with the best public insulter in the solar system…”

    Scott Adams amusingly nails foreshadowing


  • May 27, 2019 at 5:57 am

    This hag should have retired years ago but her family won’t let her. She siphons off way too much money from the government coffers(our tax money.)

  • May 27, 2019 at 10:59 am

    My personal favorite is still David Fehrety’s remarks on Pelosi:

    “From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

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