Steve Cohen is the ugliest man in Congress

So there’s the video of Congressman Steve Cohen on CNN calling New Jersey Congressman Jeff Van Drew a traitor for leaving the Democrat Party over this Shampeachment.  I had to watch the video three times before I was able to pay attention to what Cohen had to say.  Because, honestly, the guy is hands down the ugliest man in Congress.

In fact, I’d go so far as to say Steve Cohen is the ugliest man in the history of Congress.

Look at that face.

Steve Cohen is the ugliest man in Congress

Can you blame me for being distracted?

Steve fell out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch on his way down.

How can I possibly pay attention to a word he says when I’m too busy wondering if he’s a descendent of Quasimodo.

Ugliest man Quasimodo

Honestly, Democrats.  If you want Americans to pay attention to your stupid impeachment push, pick a semi-attractive member of your caucus as your spokesperson.  I realize that doesn’t leave you with many choices.  But come on.

Why on earth do you insist on putting aesthetically-challenged people like Maxine Waters, Jerry Nadler and Quasimodo Cohen on TV?

One of the reasons I found that whole “I’m gonna each chicken” stunt of his so nauseating was Steve Cohen is already the ugliest man in Congress.  Why on earth would I want to watch him eat?

Ugliest man eats

Eating never improves one’s look.  Ever.

And when you start out looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame, devouring chicken like a half-starved hyena isn’t going to transform you into People’s Sexiest Man Alive.

Though I bet one look at that picture and the Elephant Man would probably feel pretty good about himself.

Yeah, I know.  There is so much to get irritated over regarding this ridiculous shampeachment. And Steve Cohen being the ugliest man in Congress isn’t very high on the list.

But optics matter.

And as it stands, the Democrats’ optics here really stink.

I mean look at these guys.

The ugly bunch

Have you ever seen a more sullen, unattractive collection of people in your life?  The only way this picture could’ve been more unattractive is if Steve Cohen was in it.

Okay. I’m done.

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13 thoughts on “Steve Cohen is the ugliest man in Congress

  • December 16, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    I like FUGLY works for me.

    • December 16, 2019 at 7:40 pm

      Jabba D. Nadler gets my vote!!

      • December 17, 2019 at 8:53 pm


  • December 16, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Dems and liberals are always attractive. Just a fact.

    And in that last photo above, why are they all looking down and not at the camera? Dont they want anyone recognizing them?

    I am heartily tired of those losers.

  • December 16, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    No, I vote for that Geico Caveman from TX. But I love the comparison with Quasimodo!

      • December 17, 2019 at 7:08 pm

        Yes, Al Green.

  • December 17, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Sorry, I think Al Green takes the trophy hands down.

  • December 17, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I vote for Al Green, the only Cro Magnon member of congress, it don’t get uglier than that!

    • December 17, 2019 at 5:31 pm

      Bet you never thought you’d ever say “I vote for Al Green.”

    • December 17, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      Well some of my kin would be glad to hear he’s not a Neanderthal!

  • December 18, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Not currently in congress, but I think Henry Waxman needs to be on this list.

  • December 19, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    I agree Steve (Chicken Queen) Cohen is the ugliest , but
    what few people have seen ,( unless you go to the tubs ) is his deformed legs
    His body is as twisted as his mind

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