Stop the Presses! It’s PetGate!

From the crack news team that brought you the explosive IceCreamGate, we now have PetGate!

Stop the presses! Begin the impeachment process!

PetGate will sink Trump’s presidency!


Donald Trump doesn’t own a pet?!

Well, that tears it!

This is the biggest scandal since Bill Clinton’s pet fiddled with a cigar in the Oval Office.

I’m guessing PETA is awash in a sea of confusion.

After all, they hate people who own pets.

But they hate this President.

So what is PETA to do?!

Meanwhile, Americans across the country are rising up in outrage!

President Trump doesn’t have a pet!

And not surprisingly, Trump supporters are turning on the President because of this explosive news.

PetGate is driving them to burn their MAGA hats, peel off their Trump bumper stickers and exchange their TRUMP attire for “Nasty Woman” T-shirts.

Then again. Not so much.

In fact, I’m guessing every single Trump supporter in the country had the same reaction to PetGate:

Who gives a crap?!

Honestly, is it any wonder nobody takes CNN seriously anymore?

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3 thoughts on “Stop the Presses! It’s PetGate!

  • July 21, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Oh, for God’s sakes! Just leave it to the leftists to be bothered by this nonsense.

  • July 21, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Oh no, I always thought the President owned a cat, considering he loves grabbing them.

    CNN will bitch about anything.

  • July 21, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    And they’d probably go nuts if he had a pet like mine (a cheetah)!

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