I’m trying to envision the reality in which an elected temporary politician possessed the power to reduce the number of asthma attacks by 90,000 simply by increasing the cost of energy.

Unless we woke up living the fictional world of the X-Men, I just don’t see how it is possible.

And yet, Barack Obama wants us all to believe that his stupid, destructive “Clean Energy Plan” will not only reduce the number of asthma attacks by 90,000 by the time we reach 2030, but will also make the weather behave itself.

A caller to the Mark Levin show last night pointed out that the eruption of Mount St. Helens in Washington State back in 1980 had more force than both the atomic bombs dropped on Japan 70 years ago this week.

Nature is far more powerful than puny little man.

And yet Barack Obama wants us to believe that we are singlehandedly responsible for every hurricane, every hot day, every snowstorm, every tornado and every asthma attack that happens.

And, not only are we responsible for all this weather, he and he alone is capable, simply by crippling our economy, of turning the tide so that every day is a mild, uneventful weather day.

Can you believe the United States elected somebody so blindingly stupid?

Can you believe that there are people in this country even stupider who actually do believe Obama has the power to do that?

Sorry, but I don’t live in a comic book universe.

I live on Planet Earth.

And on Planet Earth, the climate changes. We do not live in a biosphere that maintains ideal weather conditions 24/7. The climate changes. It’s called WEATHER. Some days are hot. Some days are cold. Some days are windy. Some days are not. Hurricanes happen. Tornadoes happen. Droughts happen. Flooding happens.

It is the nature of things on Planet Earth.

And seriously, you only have to look at what Obama is claiming to know he is so full of shit, he is emitting more methane than a cow.

Levels of carbon dioxide in our atmosphere are higher than they’ve been in 800,000 years. 2014 was the planet’s warmest year on record.

— President Obama (@POTUS) August 3, 2015

First, the unprovable “fact:” There is more carbon dioxide in our atmosphere now than any time over the last eight hundred thousand years?! Were there meteorologists eight hundred thousand years ago recording the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere? How does he or anybody else know this? They don’t. But, at the same time, you cannot disprove it because there is no way of proving it or disproving it. See how it works?

Next the Outright LIE: “2014 was the planet’s warmest year on record.” Actually, 2014 was not the planet’s warmest year on record because we have been for a couple decades now, in a cooling period.

Then there is this little gem I mentioned earlier today:

Thanks to this plan, there will be 90,000 fewer asthma attacks among our kids and we'll avoid 3,600 premature deaths in 2030.

— President Obama (@POTUS) August 3, 2015

First of all, how the hell can they know how many asthma attacks are currently happening? Has somebody gone through the entire country and counted the number of people who have asthma and then counted the number of times they suffer an asthma attack? This is the stupidest thing in the universe.

We’ll avoid 3,600 premature deaths in 2030?

So Obama not only has the power to control the weather, but he has the power to travel through space and time?

Golly. He’s not only Storm, he’s Dr. Who!

What a crock of bullshit.

And finally, there’s this:

Despite what the critics will tell you, this plan will ultimately save the average American family nearly $85 a year on their energy bills.

— President Obama (@POTUS) August 3, 2015

You got that?

So, in addition to the $2,500.00 a year you are saving on your health insurance premiums, you can add $85.00 a year.

Wait. What’s that?

You never did save $2,500.00 on your health insurance premium? It went up you say?

Huh.

Well, fear not! This time he really, really, really, really, really means it.

I am a proud “Man-made Climate Change” denier.

And the more Obama says on the subject, the more pride I feel in knowing that I’m the sane one in the room. And Obama is nothing more than an absurd parody of a comic book character.

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