Stormy Daniels dominates CNN

I have to admit, I’m pretty impressed with Stormy Daniels.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t give a crap about her supposed consensual relationship with Donald Trump twelve years ago.

I knew the kind of man I was voting for in 2016. His past was an open book and I voted for him anyway.

So this opportunistic gold-digger crawling out of the woodwork means about as much to me as a June bug in July.

But I’m still impressed with her.

Let’s face it, the way Stormy Daniels jump-started her flagging “career” by exploiting CNN is frankly an impressive bit of work.

Admit it; it is amazing what a gal can accomplish when she’s willing to talk dirty, flash a nice rack and attack Donald Trump.

In a matter of a few weeks, Stormy Daniels dominated that once reputable news organization known as CNN.

They’re obsessed with her.

In fact, she’s got them so completely whipped, the so-called “Real News” channel is willing to jettison actual news to endlessly discuss Stormy’s stormy sex life.

Watching the way Stormy Daniels has subdued CNN made me think of this quote from Camille Paglia.

“The prostitute is not, as feminists claim, the victim of men, but rather their conqueror. An outlaw who controls the sexual channels between nature and culture.”

CNN got dominated by just such an outlaw.

Lost in the throes of their Trump Derangement Syndrome, CNN thought they could use Stormy to bring Trump to his knees.

But the truth is, Trump is irrelevant, Stormy is actually doing the using, and the only ones brought to their knees are CNN’s hapless on-air “talent.”

Stormy has them so cowed, I wouldn’t be surprised if the next time we see Brian Stelter he’s trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey with a ball-gag in his mouth.

Come on, even Brooke Baldwin is Stormy’s bitch now.

Stormy Daniels did this to CNN.

Stormy subdued them like a dominatrix with a whip.

Stormy Daniels

They’ll do anything, say anything, allow any risqué topic on the air – all to keep Stormy in the news.

CNN got played like a horny college freshman.

And the amazing thing is, CNN still has no idea that’s happened.

It’s actually hilarious when you stop and think about it.

So congratulations, Stormy. You’ve singlehandedly made CNN your willing slave.


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2 thoughts on “Stormy Daniels dominates CNN

  • March 22, 2018 at 10:24 am

    She is THE story on ABC as well. Yesterday at the gym I watched ABC (tried to ignore CNN) . Every 10 – 15 min ABC did a story about how “Trump” was destroying all the “good work” the government has done the last 17 years telling kids NOT to have unprotected se. His unprotected sex wit this “star’ is harmful to America’s youth! One of the “unbiased” “reporters” was a Dem operative before he became a “news” man.

  • March 22, 2018 at 11:47 am

    I had a thought: What if Trump didn’t pay her to be quiet, but instead paid her to speak!! If so, it would be the funniest troll ever! Gosh, I would love to find out he put her up to it, just to make the media look like bigger idiots than they already are!

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