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2018 Midterms

lunatics
Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Elections Politics 

The Lunatics gain control of the asylum

November 7, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Democrats win House

Some thoughts on House Democrats’ blue puddle.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Well, my neighborhood will be in mourning

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Dana Balter, Democrats win House, John Katko, Republicans gain Senate seats

Dianny’s deep-blue neighborhood learns the hard way that not everyone in NY-24 is part of the Resistance.

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vote as if your vote will decide the election
Elections 

Vote as if your vote will decide the election

November 6, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Vote Republican

Don’t think of it as just one more vote; think of it as the one vote that matters.

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Elections Hollywood and Popular Culture Humor 

I can’t stand the sight of Chelsea Handler fully clothed

November 6, 2018November 6, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Chelsea Handler, Stupid celebrities

No. No. A thousand gallons of no.

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Sex Strike
Democrats/Leftists Elections Humor 

I thought using sex to manipulate and control was wrong

November 5, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Angry Feminists, Femi-Nazis

CNN Opinion writer wants women to withhold sex to get their way. Isn’t that how it’s always been?

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Sick of being slandered? Vote Republican

November 4, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Media smears, the Hateful Left, Vote Republican

For two years they’ve attacked, slandered, smeared and vilified you. Tuesday, make them pay for it.

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only one poll that matters
Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News 

There’s only one poll that matters

November 3, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Jobs not Mobs, Vote Republican

The only Midterm election poll that matters is Tuesday November 6. Get your ass out and vote.

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Inappropriate headline
Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

The most inappropriate headline ever

October 29, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Senator Bob Menendez

Not the best headline to use for a guy accused of sex with child prostitutes. When did “hold your nose and vote for __________” go out of style?

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Donald Trump Elections The Obamas 

Barry has never been good at campaigning for others

October 23, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Obama campaigns in Nevada, Obama's Legacy

He might have the Midas touch when campaigning for himself. But when it comes to campaigning for others, everything Obama touches turns to crap.

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Run-away Gillibrand cancels debate
Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Run-Away Gillibrand cancels debate

October 21, 2018October 22, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterms, Chele Farley, Kirsten Gillibrand

Andrew Cuomo isn’t the only NY Democrat too afraid to debate.

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