Bernie has suspended his campaign
I guess turning America into Cuba will have to wait.
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2020 Democrat Field
Battle of the Curmudgeons
No wonder the DNC didn’t want Tulsi there. No sense in reminding America that their two “frontrunners” look like the cast of Grumpy Old Men.
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The Bubble
These guys just don’t understand why voters failed to fall in line and support this woman they deemed the “most qualified” and “the smartest” candidate in the history of the world.
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Kasich 2.0 stays true to form
Like the original version, Kasich 2.0 is refusing to offer her endorsement. Because she, like the original, believes only she deserves to be President.
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Bloomberg packs up his tiny bags and hits the bricks
A half a billion dollars down the toilet. Good going, ya dope!
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Super Tuesday wasn’t exactly super for everyone
JoeMentia stuns; Bernie stumbles; Pocahasbeen fades; and Mini-Mike wasted a whole lot of money.
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Operation Stop Bernie leaves Warren alone
Is it that they think they can use Pocahasbeen in their quest to stop Bernie? Or is it that they just don’t see her as much of a threat?
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Klobuchar muscled out of the race
The Stop Bernie Establishment sends another candidate packing.
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Warren’s biggest obstacle is she’s Elizabeth Warren
Pocahasbeen is so arrogant, she makes Hillary look self-deprecating.
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Someone has to get fifth place
Biden blew everyone else out of the water last night. But don’t expect anyone (other than Steyer) to drop out.
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