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Alyssa Milano

The Resistance 

Alyssa turns her phony olive branch into a cudgel

November 26, 2020November 26, 2020 Dianny Alyssa Milano, Mike Flynn, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Alyssa’s phony olive branch had the shelf life of rotting fish.

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The Resistance 

Alyssa’s Disingenuous Olive Branch

November 25, 2020November 26, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Alyssa Milano

No sale, Alyssa, signed the people you called Klansmen.

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Democrats/Leftists The Resistance 

A Colorblind America Perpetrates White Supremacy!!!

July 15, 2020July 15, 2020 Dianny Alyssa Milano, Anti-American Left, Race-mongers, The racist Left

Of course when everything from drinking milk to stating facts is considered “perpetrating white supremacy,” it doesn’t come as a galloping shock that wanting a colorblind America would make you a White Supremacist.

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Hollywood and Popular Culture JoeMentia Biden The Resistance 

Alyssa goes to bat for Handsy Joe Biden

April 7, 2020April 9, 2020 Dianny #MeToo, Alyssa Milano, Creepy Uncle Joe, Kavanaugh smear, Tara Reade

After doing her part to destroy Brett Kavanaugh, now that the accused is Handsy Joe Biden, Alyssa suddenly discovers the importance of due process.

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Hollywood and Popular Culture Humor 

Nothing says “Somber and Prayerful” like Alyssa Milano

January 22, 2020 Dianny Alyssa Milano, Shampeachment

If you thought a drag queen turning up for the House hearings was the absolute low point of this impeachment circus, well, I got news for you.

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Hollywood and Popular Culture Humor The Resistance 

Alyssa lets go of her boobs to clutch her pearls

December 3, 2019March 24, 2020 Dianny Alyssa Milano, Lisa Page

Boob-fondling actress, who regularly protests alongside women dressed like vaginas, pretends she must protect her impressionable son from hearing Trump.

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Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals 

The Propagandist

July 14, 2019July 14, 2019 Dianny Alyssa Milano

Alyssa Milano is not an “activist.” She is a propagandist peddling the worse kind of slanderous garbage.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Hollywood and Popular Culture 

The Not-So-Coveted Milano Endorsement

June 20, 2019June 21, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Alyssa Milano

I can’t be the only person thinking, “Who gives a rat’s hairy behind which of the Democrat kooks gets the not-so-coveted Milano Endorsement?”

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Democrats/Leftists Hollywood and Popular Culture Humor 

C-List Celebrity vows to keep her legs together

May 11, 2019May 11, 2019 Dianny Alyssa Milano, Georgia Heartbeat Law, Sex Strike

Let me be the first to congratulate C-List celebrity Alyssa Milano for finally figuring out where babies come from.

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Democrats/Leftists Hollywood and Popular Culture 

Alyssa Milano’s startling admission

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019 Dianny Alyssa Milano, Hate crime hoaxes, Jussie Smollett, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Without even realizing it, Alyssa Milano admits that her bias against Trump and his supporters is a weakness that can be easily exploited.

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