Governor Menu Monitor
The first bar that offers a Potato Chip on Rye with French Onion dip as a condiment (sandwich parts sold separately) will win my undying affection.
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Andrew Cuomo
Delusions of Grandeur
Only someone with delusions of grandeur, who oversaw such a catastrophic failure, would think he has the moral standing to lecture any other governor on COVID response.
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Cuomo embraces the travel restrictions he once attacked
Gumped-Up Blowhard who threatened to sue any states that restricted travel by New Yorkers changes his tune now that the travel is going the other way.
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Let the Blame Game Begin!
The smoke hasn’t even cleared in NYC and already the dumb-namic duo are playing the blame game.
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This is what a Leadership Vacuum looks like
When the smoke clears, both Cuomo and de Blasio will twist themselves into knots in order to blame someone else for the leadership vacuum they’ve created.
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Governor Grim Reaper
While some doofus prances around the Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper, the real Bringer of Death is haunting the Governor’s mansion in New York.
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Cuomonavirus
While Europe may have seeded the outbreak in NY, it was Cuomo’s bungling that seeded the rest of the country.
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Captain Hindsight scrambles to shift the blame
Andrew Cuomo changes the state’s nursing home policy after thousands have died. And naturally, he threatens nursing homes as if they, and not he, is to blame.
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Cuomo “Merch” — yeah, it’s a thing
My hat’s off to those clever entrepreneurs who quickly found a way to make some cash off the stupidity of short-sighted people.
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Grandma Killer
The New York Times is reporting that the majority of Wuhan virus cases in the US were “seeded by travel from New York City.” So Andrew Cuomo didn’t just kill grandmas in New York, his incompetence killed grandmas from coast to coast.
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