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Dear Canada, have I got a proposal for you!

November 23, 2020November 23, 2020 Dianny 5 Comments Andrew Cuomo, Canada, Chris Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Canadian hospitals are overrun. Let’s send them the Cuomo boys to fix it!

New York State

Il Douche

November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Dianny 5 Comments Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

New York Sheriffs are refusing to enforce Il Douche Cuomo’s Thanksgiving Dictate. And Il Douche is not amused.

New York State

Grandma Killer Cuomo Gets a Raise

November 18, 2020November 19, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo

For a job horribly done, this arrogant, incompetent man is about to become the country’s highest paid governor.

Democrats/Leftists New York State

This prat is the least self-aware man in the world

November 16, 2020November 17, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Has there ever been a bigger blowhard than Andrew Cuomo?

New York State

Now Cuomo is coming for Thanksgiving

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

The piece of trash is hell-bent on sucking all the joy out of life.

Democrats/Leftists Elections Humor JoeMentia Biden

Is this Satire? Cuomo and Abrams being considered for Biden AG

October 12, 2020October 12, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Andrew Cuomo, Stacey Abrams, Team Biden

This is the problem with 2020 in a nutshell. It is becoming impossible to differentiate between real news and satire.

New York State

Governor Menu Monitor

July 24, 2020July 24, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

The first bar that offers a Potato Chip on Rye with French Onion dip as a condiment (sandwich parts sold separately) will win my undying affection.

New York State

Delusions of Grandeur

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic, Wuhan virus

Only someone with delusions of grandeur, who oversaw such a catastrophic failure, would think he has the moral standing to lecture any other governor on COVID response.

New York State

Cuomo embraces the travel restrictions he once attacked

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Gumped-Up Blowhard who threatened to sue any states that restricted travel by New Yorkers changes his tune now that the travel is going the other way.