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Andrew Cuomo

New York State 

When Operation Warp Speed meets Governor Screw-Up

January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Operation Warp Speed, Wuhan virus

That sound you’re hearing is Operation Warp Speed coming to a screeching halt.

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New York State 

Cuomo the King of Bans

December 16, 2020December 16, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

Andrew Cuomo takes time out from banning indoor dining, church services and private gatherings to ban the sale of confederate flags.

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Economy 

Ebenezer Cuomo

December 12, 2020December 13, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Lockdowns, Wuhan Panic

Ebenezer Cuomo is not content with killing off the old; he’s also killing off small businesses that supply the lifeblood of our economy.

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Democrats/Leftists New York State 

Taxpayers foot the bill to combat vaccine skepticism Cuomo fomented

December 10, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

It isn’t our job to pay for this hot-head’s incompetence and stupidity.

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Hollywood and Popular Culture New York State 

Andy got an Emmy because the Left rewards failure

November 26, 2020November 26, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic, Wuhan virus

He isn’t really a leader, he just plays one on TV.

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Humor 

Dear Canada, have I got a proposal for you!

November 23, 2020November 23, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Canada, Chris Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Canadian hospitals are overrun. Let’s send them the Cuomo boys to fix it!

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New York State 

Il Douche

November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

New York Sheriffs are refusing to enforce Il Douche Cuomo’s Thanksgiving Dictate. And Il Douche is not amused.

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New York State 

Grandma Killer Cuomo Gets a Raise

November 18, 2020November 19, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo

For a job horribly done, this arrogant, incompetent man is about to become the country’s highest paid governor.

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Democrats/Leftists New York State 

This prat is the least self-aware man in the world

November 16, 2020November 17, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Has there ever been a bigger blowhard than Andrew Cuomo?

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New York State 

Now Cuomo is coming for Thanksgiving

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

The piece of trash is hell-bent on sucking all the joy out of life.

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