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Andrew Cuomo

Hollywood and Popular Culture New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Andy got an Emmy because the Left rewards failure

November 26, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic, Wuhan virus

He isn’t really a leader, he just plays one on TV.

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Humor Wuhan Pandemic 

Dear Canada, have I got a proposal for you!

November 23, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Canada, Chris Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Canadian hospitals are overrun. Let’s send them the Cuomo boys to fix it!

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New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Il Douche

November 22, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

New York Sheriffs are refusing to enforce Il Douche Cuomo’s Thanksgiving Dictate. And Il Douche is not amused.

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New York State 

Grandma Killer Cuomo Gets a Raise

November 18, 2020November 19, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo

For a job horribly done, this arrogant, incompetent man is about to become the country’s highest paid governor.

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Democrats/Leftists New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

This prat is the least self-aware man in the world

November 16, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Has there ever been a bigger blowhard than Andrew Cuomo?

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New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Now Cuomo is coming for Thanksgiving

November 12, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

The piece of trash is hell-bent on sucking all the joy out of life.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Is this Satire? Cuomo and Abrams being considered for Biden AG

October 12, 2020October 12, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Andrew Cuomo, Stacey Abrams, Team Biden

This is the problem with 2020 in a nutshell. It is becoming impossible to differentiate between real news and satire.

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New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Governor Menu Monitor

July 24, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

The first bar that offers a Potato Chip on Rye with French Onion dip as a condiment (sandwich parts sold separately) will win my undying affection.

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Humor New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Ordering the Sampler Appetizer platter protects you from COVID

July 17, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

Cuomo issues yet another dictate that will do the sum total of nothing. Which is still a better outcome than most of his COVID-related orders.

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New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Delusions of Grandeur

June 30, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic, Wuhan virus

Only someone with delusions of grandeur, who oversaw such a catastrophic failure, would think he has the moral standing to lecture any other governor on COVID response.

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