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Barack Obama

Democrats/Leftists JoeMentia Biden The Obamas 

Bringing in Obama was a serious miscalculation

April 6, 2022April 6, 2022 Dianny Barack Obama, Biden Administration, Sleepy Joe Biden

This White House can’t do anything right.

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Humor The Obamas 

Twenty-Nine Hours?! I’d rather be waterboarded

November 19, 2020 Dianny Barack Obama

Friends, find someone who finds you as fascinating as Barack Obama finds Barack Obama.

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Obama the bad rash
Donald Trump Elections JoeMentia Biden The Obamas 

Thin-skinned Barry is sounding kind of bitter

November 1, 2020November 1, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, Obama Legacy, Trump rallies

Trump didn’t just break him; he deflated him.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Despite sexual assault allegation, Obama will endorse Biden

April 14, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, Pervy Joe, Tara Reade

What better way to get the media to ignore Tara Reade not to mention Joe’s encroaching dementia than by covering it all with a little of that Obama Razzle Dazzle?

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Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Biden and his BFF

June 9, 2019 Dianny Barack Obama, Best Friends Day, Joe Biden

Did Biden tweet this for Best Friends Day or Pride Month? Hard to say.

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Obama the bad rash
Humor The Obamas 

It’s like the return of a bad rash

September 7, 2018 Dianny Barack Obama, Obama speaks at University of Illinois

Just when you thought you were rid of him, Obama’s back to give you hives.

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RESPECT RESPICT
Humor 

Who knew RESPECT was so dang hard to spell?

August 19, 2018August 19, 2018 Dianny Al Sharpton, Aretha Franklin's RESPECT, Barack Obama

Not spelling RESPECT right when it’s spelled out in the song is like failing an open book test.

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L'il Kim
Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Foreign Policy 

Fire and Fury: Trump is a dangerous madman!!!!!!

August 9, 2017March 11, 2018 Dianny Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Winston Churchill

Anything beyond passivity and appeasement makes you a warmonger in the eyes of the Left.

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extort
Climate Change 

Extort Us Interruptus

June 1, 2017June 1, 2017 Dianny Barack Obama, Trump pulls out of Paris Climate Accord

Goodbye Paris Climate Accord! Looks like you’ll have to extort someone else.

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interfering
Elections 

He just can’t stop interfering in foreign elections

April 21, 2017 Dianny Barack Obama, Emmanuel Macron, France's Presidential Election, Paris terror attack, Terrorism

Apparently shitpickle Emmanuel Macron doesn’t know about the Reverse Midas Touch of Barack Hussein Obama.

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