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Democrats/Leftists Elections Hillary Clinton 

Hillary Rejoins the DNC’s Wars Against the Roses

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, DNC rigged nomination, Elizabeth Warren

Just as the smoldering war between Warren and Bernie’s red rose army begins to settle down, Hillary rushes onto the battlefield to reignite the fire.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

The Serial Fabulist Persists

January 16, 2020February 1, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Liawatha

CNN helpfully finds the audio of Liz and Bernie’s end-of-debate “tense moment.” But of course they find it.

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Elections Hillary Clinton 

It was rigged long before Hillary even announced

November 3, 2017 Dianny Bernie Sanders, DNC, DNC rigged nomination, WikiLeaks Podesta Emails

Howard Dean can scream all he wants. The evidence that the entire nomination was rigged is overwhelming.

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Hillary Clinton 

Slimy, petty, snotty

October 26, 2016October 26, 2016 Dianny Bernie Sanders, WikiLeaks Podesta Emails

These Podesta Emails from WikiLeaks remove all doubt. Team Clinton are slimy, petty people.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Hillary Clinton 

The long knives are out for Gary Johnson

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 Dianny Bernie Sanders, Gary Johnson, millennial voters, Third Party candidates

When Hillary Clinton wants somebody taken out, CNN is more than happy to oblige.

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Democrats/Leftists 

For some, Socialism pays

August 10, 2016December 31, 2016 Dianny Bernie Sanders, Sanders buys $600K home

Nice lack of work if you can get it.

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Socialist
Second Amendment Terrorism 

What does Bernie think a gun is for?!

June 12, 2016March 2, 2018 Dianny Bernie Sanders, Gun Control, Orlando terror attack, Pulse nightclub

Bernie wants them to stop making guns that kill. Oooookay.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Hillary Clinton 

Enslaved Press to the rescue

June 7, 2016 Dianny Bernie Sanders, California Primary, Historic Moment, Press proclaims Hillary nominee

On the eve of the California Primary, the Enslaved Press rushes to the rescue of Hillary. But they’re not trying to influence the outcome. No!

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Hillary Clinton 

The Golden State Scramble

May 31, 2016 Dianny Bernie Sanders, California Primary, Hillary's mounting problems

Things are looking grim for the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua.

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Donald Trump Elections 

This is a really bad idea

May 26, 2016May 26, 2016 Dianny Bernie Sanders, Trump challenges Bernie to debate

What was Trump thinking challenging Bernie to a debate?!

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