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Despite a valiant attempt from his fluffers in the media, Robert Francis O’Rourke bid farewell to his flailing presidential campaign.

Wait, which is the Dummy?

Team Beto doesn’t know it’s a cardboard cutout not a dummy. If this is the crack team behind “Gun Confiscation,” I think I see the problem.

“Ve haff vays ov making you disarm” says Oberst-Gruppenführer Robert Francis O’Reich.

“There was a shooting in my hometown, therefore I have the moral authority to infringe on your rights!”

Last week Robert Francis O’Rourke decided to “reinvent” himself and “relaunch” his flailing arms campaign by rebranding himself Eric Swalwell II

O’Rourke isn’t just an opportunist; he’s a parasite and a ghoul – feeding off grief and tragedy in order to goose his standing in the polls.

Robert Francis O’Rourke is learning the hard way that without the slobbering devotion from his media fluffers, there’s just no there there.

Beto O’Rourke: God’s gift to the bell curve.

I haven’t seen this level of mind-numbing hubris since Barack Obama descended from the heavens to beat back the rising oceans and heal the planet.

Why do girl reporters go gaga over this clown? That’s like swooning over Napoleon Dynamite.