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It’s April 22nd for crying out loud!

I realize that lots of stores are currently closed, but whoever ordered snow for my birthday, where do I return this gift?

Screw Earth Day. Today is Dianny’s birthday.

I’m too young to be turning fifty-five.

April 21st is a national holiday here at PatriotRetort.com.

So, yeah it’s my birthday. And instead of asking for oodles of gifts and cards, I wanted to say thank