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Brian Stelter

Democrats/Leftists Education Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Stelter connects the dots (*eyeroll*)

September 9, 2020September 9, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Chris Rufo, Critical Race Theory, The racist Left, Tucker Carlson

According to Captain Connect the Dots, the only reason Trump issued an executive order banning critical race theory is because of Fox News. Really? Who cares?

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Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News 

In a sane world, Brian Stelter would be the sandwich guy

August 4, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Dementia Joe, Presidential debates

If CNN was an actual news organization, “Chief Media Correspondent” Brian Stelter would be lucky to snag the coveted Sandwich Guy position.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Nothing says “Empowering the public” like Sean Penn

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Chinese Virus, CNN Sucks, Propaganda, Wuhan virus

Oh, the irony. On the same day Brian Stelter claims the news media is “empowering the public with information to stay safe,” CNN has Sean Penn on to discuss the Wuhan Virus.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

LOL! “Chief Media Correspondent”

November 11, 2019December 27, 2019 Dianny ABC News Epstein Scandal, Brian Stelter, CNN, Project Veritas

What kind of Chief Media Correspondent ignores the biggest media scandal of the year?

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Social Media 

Don’t call Brian Stelter a Pansy!!

November 3, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, Crybullies, Twitter

Someone called Brian Stelter a pansy, and Twitter’s army of crybabies, Nosy Parkers and tattletales got the “offender” permanently suspended.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Soaking Wet Gate

September 10, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks

How dare President Trump say those rally goers were soaking wet when it wasn’t raining outside?! IMPEACH!!!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Histrionic Sources with Brian Stelter

August 26, 2019August 28, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, Dr. Allen Frances, Dr. Bandy Lee, Trump Derangement Syndrome

If anyone should be seeking professional help from a psychiatrist, it’s the Trump Deranged Brian Stelter.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

Brian Stelter: The Gladys Kravitz of cable news

August 22, 2019August 22, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, Fox News, Gladys Kravitz, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Nothing upsets Gladys Stelter more than Fox News ruining his uniform, like-minded, perfectly-ordered neighborhood.

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Abortion Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Whitewashing Blackface Northam

April 29, 2019May 20, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, Ilhan Omar, Infanticide, Ralph Northam

Angry that President Trump keeps calling attention to Ralph Northam’s bloodless description of infanticide, Democrats and the media pretend it neeeeever happened.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Hillary Clinton 

When Hillary attacks the news media, CNN cheers

November 24, 2018 Dianny Brian Stelter, Enemy of the People, Fox News, Hillary's enemies list

Because … Faux News!!!

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