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Brian Stelter

Enslaved Press/Fake News 

See ya later, Tater!

August 19, 2022 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN

Pack up your red stapler and hit the bricks!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Who will be the next domino to fall?

April 22, 2022 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks

Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick….

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Brian Stelter’s Mandatory TV

April 2, 2021April 2, 2021 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks, George Floyd

Move over “Must See TV.” Now some programming should be mandatory.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The All Fox All the Time Network

March 6, 2021March 6, 2021 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks, Fox News

CNN’s obsession with Fox is spreading faster than a case of the Wuhan Flu.

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Democrats/Leftists Education Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Stelter connects the dots (*eyeroll*)

September 9, 2020September 9, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Chris Rufo, Critical Race Theory, The racist Left, Tucker Carlson

According to Captain Connect the Dots, the only reason Trump issued an executive order banning critical race theory is because of Fox News. Really? Who cares?

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Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News 

In a sane world, Brian Stelter would be the sandwich guy

August 4, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Dementia Joe, Presidential debates

If CNN was an actual news organization, “Chief Media Correspondent” Brian Stelter would be lucky to snag the coveted Sandwich Guy position.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Wuhan Pandemic 

Nothing says “Empowering the public” like Sean Penn

March 20, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Brian Stelter, Chinese Virus, CNN Sucks, Propaganda, Wuhan virus

Oh, the irony. On the same day Brian Stelter claims the news media is “empowering the public with information to stay safe,” CNN has Sean Penn on to discuss the Wuhan Virus.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

LOL! “Chief Media Correspondent”

November 11, 2019December 27, 2019 Dianny ABC News Epstein Scandal, Brian Stelter, CNN, Project Veritas

What kind of Chief Media Correspondent ignores the biggest media scandal of the year?

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Social Media 

Don’t call Brian Stelter a Pansy!!

November 3, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, Crybullies, Twitter

Someone called Brian Stelter a pansy, and Twitter’s army of crybabies, Nosy Parkers and tattletales got the “offender” permanently suspended.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Soaking Wet Gate

September 10, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks

How dare President Trump say those rally goers were soaking wet when it wasn’t raining outside?! IMPEACH!!!

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