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Chelsea Clinton

Royal Wedding
Freedom of Speech 

Crap like this is why I didn’t give a fig about the Royal Wedding

May 27, 2018May 27, 2018 Dianny #FreeTommyRobinson, Chelsea Clinton, The Royal Wedding, Tommy Robinson arrested

The Royal Wedding was a like a whitewashed sepulcher hiding the rotting corpse within.

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princess envy
Hillary Clinton Humor 

Princess Envy

April 25, 2018 Dianny Amy Chozick book on Hillary, Chelsea Clinton, Kate Middleton

Gag. Chelsea Clinton apparently studied Kate Middleton and copied her entire “reveal the newborn” shtick for when Charlotte was born.

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Twitter’s troll with training wheels trips over her own mother… again

October 17, 2017 Dianny Chelsea Clinton, Chelsea's Twitter trolling, Hillary on Gaddafi

As hard as she tries, Chelsea just can’t troll the President without stepping on a rake.

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civil war
Democrats/Leftists 

The Left have all become perverse Civil War Reenactors

August 19, 2017 Dianny Abraham Lincoln, Chelsea Clinton, Confederate statues, Don Lemon, the Civil War

And this time, they want to completely obliterate the South.

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Chelsea
Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals Terrorism 

I had no idea Chelsea was Muslim

June 29, 2017June 29, 2017 Dianny Chelsea Clinton, Dorothy Rodham, Trump Travel Ban

This is how desperate Chelsea is to glom on to Victimhood.

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Democrats/Leftists Healthcare 

Hey, Chelsea: Guess how many times “men” are mentioned

June 28, 2017 Dianny Chelsea Clinton, Senate Healthcare bill

It takes only two quick searches to discover the truth. But that must be too much work for Chelsea.

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Climate Change
Climate Change Healthcare Immigration / Illegals 

It’s not Climate Change, Chelsea. It’s unfettered immigration.

June 23, 2017 Dianny America First, Chelsea Clinton, Secure the Border

Public health — like pretty much everything else that puts America first — takes a backseat to open borders.

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Democrats/Leftists Humor 

“That’s not funny!!!!” — the clarion call of the Left

June 20, 2017September 16, 2017 Dianny Chelsea Clinton, Humorless Left, Steve Bannon jokes about Sean Spicer's weight

Angry, humorless Leftists don’t like Steve Bannon’s joke about Sean Spicer gaining weight.

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Democrats/Leftists Freedom of Speech Terrorism 

Katie Hopkins is reported to police for a Tweet

May 23, 2017May 23, 2017 Dianny Chelsea Clinton, Katie Hopkins, Manchester terror attack, Policing speech

Policing language while leaving the innocent vulnerable to jihad. This is how the West will die.

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Humor 

If there’s one person who should never shut up, it’s Chelsea Clinton

April 28, 2017 Dianny Chelsea Clinton, Chelsea Clinton's twitter feed, Cosmopolitan magazine

Please, Chelsea. Never stop tweeting. Ever.

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