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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer penguin
Democrats/Leftists Politics 

Schumer is a lying sleaze

September 7, 2021September 7, 2021 Dianny Afghanistan, Chuck Schumer, Lying Leftists

This asshole.

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Democrats/Leftists 

The beer stunts are embarrassing

April 26, 2021 Dianny Chuck Schumer

Can we please get elderly Democrat Senators to stop with the staged beer stunts?

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Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Immigration / Illegals 

Sorry Chuck and Nancy: Trump isn’t a Squishy Republican

January 10, 2019January 10, 2019 Dianny Build the Wall, Chuck Schumer, Government Shutdown, Nancy Pelosi, The Surrender Party

The only way the Democrats win is if the Republicans cave. And Trump ain’t caving.

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Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Immigration / Illegals 

Chuck and Nancy have me believing in 4-D Chess again

December 12, 2018December 12, 2018 Dianny Build the Wall, Chuck Schumer, Government Shutdown, Nancy Pelosi, The Non-Citizens Party

Just when I begin to doubt Trump’s mastery of the narrative, Chuck and Nancy fall right into his trap.

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America Democrats/Leftists Politics 

Democrats hijack Independence Day to flog their agenda

July 5, 2018 Dianny Chuck Schumer, Independence Day, Kamala Harris, The New Colossus

Democrats: celebrating everything but Independence Day on July Fourth.

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Chuck Schumer penguin
Democrats/Leftists Elections Politics 

Okay, now I understand what slippery Schumer has planned

June 29, 2018 Dianny 2018 Midterm Elections, Chuck Schumer, SCOTUS nomination

It took me a day, but now I understand why Schumer wants to delay the confirmation until after November’s election.

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Sunday Photoshops-2
Agitprop Humor 

A Couple SOTU Photoshops

February 4, 2018 Dianny Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Trump's State of the Union Address

Dianny’s taking a sick day. But here are a couple SOTU-inspired Photoshops for your enjoyment.

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Chicken
Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Immigration / Illegals Politics 

Never play Chicken with the Trump Train

January 22, 2018 Dianny #SchumerShutdown, Chuck Schumer, DACA, Shutdown ends

Chuck Schumer learned the hard way that Donald Trump isn’t your typical accommodating Republican.

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Chuck Schumer update
Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals Politics 

Hey, Chuck: I fixed your Twitter timeline picture

December 18, 2017 Dianny Chuck Schumer, DACA, DREAMers, Illegal aliens

And the lesson is: You can unlawfully enter our country, just don’t unlawfully enter Chuck Schumer’s office.

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Elections Immigration / Illegals 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Honorable Senator from the State of Central America

December 14, 2017 Dianny Build the Wall, Chuck Schumer, DACA, the so-called Dreamers

Is Chuck Schumer lost?

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