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Dispirit Trump Voters
Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Immigration / Illegals 

Operation Dispirit Trump Voters

September 15, 2017 Dianny Chuck Schumer, DACA Deal, The Wall, Trump supporters

The hasty press release, the so-called “hot mic” — Schumer wants to drive a wedge between Trump and his supporters.

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4-D Chess
Donald Trump Immigration / Illegals 

If this is 4-D Chess, are the Democrats winning?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 Dianny Amnesty, Chuck Schumer, DREAM Act, Nancy Pelosi

When Trump talked about Winning, we thought he meant America, not Chuck and Nancy.

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party over country
Democrats/Leftists Politics 

Party over Country? Give me a break.

May 15, 2017 Dianny Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Russiagate

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Chuck Schumer accuses Republicans of choosing party over country.

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Short-sighted
Democrats/Leftists 

Short-Sighted Democrats: Be careful what you wish for

May 10, 2017 Dianny Chuck Schumer, Hillary scandals, James Comey fired, Obama surveillance scandal, Russiagate, Special Prosecutor

Democrats should think long and hard about demanding a Special Prosecutor. It may just end up biting them in the ass.

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jerk
Democrats/Leftists 

When the obnoxious jerk in a restaurant is your Senator

March 28, 2017 Dianny Chuck Schumer, New York Democrats, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Chuck Schumer: Man of the People (provided “the people” agree with him completely).

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crying
Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals Terrorism 

Crying on cue

January 30, 2017 Dianny Chuck Schumer, President Trump's temporary travel ban, The Anarchy of Emotions

Chuck Schumer deploys the Crying Offensive in the Left’s ongoing battle against reality and facts.

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Politics 

Dinosaurs Can Retire

March 27, 2015 Dianny Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Harry Reid to retire

Well, whattaya know?! Turns out dinosaurs can retire [hat tip Fox News]. The doddering old coot Harry Reid has announced

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