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This Walking Boot ain’t made for walking

February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Dianny Clumsy Dianny

Perhaps they should’ve called it the Lumber Along Like Frankenstein boot.

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I have a Frankenbrow

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020 Dianny Clumsy Dianny

I need a helmet made of bubble wrap.

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