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CNN Sucks

Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Who will be the next domino to fall?

April 22, 2022 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks

Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick….

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

CNN+ just got subtracted

April 21, 2022 Dianny CNN Sucks

You hate to see it. Who am I kidding? This is hilarious!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Fall of the House of Zucker

February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Dianny CNN Sucks, Jeff Zucker

Schadenfreude so thick, you can cut it with a knife.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Perv Network

December 16, 2021December 22, 2021 Dianny CNN, CNN Sucks

Why does CNN attract so many pervs?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Brian Stelter’s Mandatory TV

April 2, 2021April 2, 2021 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks, George Floyd

Move over “Must See TV.” Now some programming should be mandatory.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The All Fox All the Time Network

March 6, 2021March 6, 2021 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks, Fox News

CNN’s obsession with Fox is spreading faster than a case of the Wuhan Flu.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The CNN Curse: Is promotion from this network the kiss of death?

February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, CNN Sucks, Michael Avenatti, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Nothing guarantees your inevitable slide into ignominious defeat like getting oodles of fawning coverage on CNN.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News New York State Wuhan Pandemic 

Letitia James deflates Rock Star Cuomo – CNN hardest hit

January 29, 2021June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Chris Cillizza, CNN Sucks, Letitia James, Wuhan virus

Yesterday, New York’s Attorney General Letitia James took a blowtorch to the Made-for-TV image of Rock Star Governor Andrew Cuomo. And boy, is it all manner of satisfying.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Wuhan Pandemic 

Nothing says “Empowering the public” like Sean Penn

March 20, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Brian Stelter, Chinese Virus, CNN Sucks, Propaganda, Wuhan virus

Oh, the irony. On the same day Brian Stelter claims the news media is “empowering the public with information to stay safe,” CNN has Sean Penn on to discuss the Wuhan Virus.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Soaking Wet Gate

September 10, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks

How dare President Trump say those rally goers were soaking wet when it wasn’t raining outside?! IMPEACH!!!

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