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CNN Sucks

Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The CNN Curse: Is promotion from this network the kiss of death?

February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, CNN Sucks, Michael Avenatti, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Nothing guarantees your inevitable slide into ignominious defeat like getting oodles of fawning coverage on CNN.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News New York State 

Letitia James deflates Rock Star Cuomo – CNN hardest hit

January 29, 2021January 29, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Chris Cillizza, CNN Sucks, Letitia James, Wuhan virus

Yesterday, New York’s Attorney General Letitia James took a blowtorch to the Made-for-TV image of Rock Star Governor Andrew Cuomo. And boy, is it all manner of satisfying.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Nothing says “Empowering the public” like Sean Penn

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Dianny Brian Stelter, Chinese Virus, CNN Sucks, Propaganda, Wuhan virus

Oh, the irony. On the same day Brian Stelter claims the news media is “empowering the public with information to stay safe,” CNN has Sean Penn on to discuss the Wuhan Virus.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Soaking Wet Gate

September 10, 2019 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN Sucks

How dare President Trump say those rally goers were soaking wet when it wasn’t raining outside?! IMPEACH!!!

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CNN plays the victim
Enslaved Press/Fake News 

CNN plays the Victim to silence critics

October 28, 2018 Dianny CNN Sucks, Pipe bombs, Trump rallies

Friday, President Trump held a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina. And CNN was there. Naturally, they made hay over the

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Susan Rice
Enslaved Press/Fake News 

And this is how we know the Susan Rice story is true…

April 3, 2017 Dianny CNN, CNN Sucks, Fake News, Obama surveillance scandal, Susan Rice the unmasker

The Susan Rice story has spread like wildfire. But at CNN, it’s nothing but crickets.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

BREAKING: CNN Rejects Advocacy in Favor of Objective Reporting

April 1, 2017 Dianny April Fools Day, CNN Sucks, Fake News

Breaking news from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The freeze out

February 1, 2017 Dianny CNN Sucks, Fake News

The White House decides to freeze out CNN. It’s the feel-good story of the day!

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credibility
Enslaved Press/Fake News 

This must be an example of CNN’s credibility

January 19, 2017 Dianny CNN, CNN Sucks, Jeffrey Zucker, Laura Jarrett

Yeah, CNN. Nothing says objective, unbiased reporting quite like hiring Valerie Jarrett’s daughter.

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