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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

See ya later, Tater!

August 19, 2022 Dianny Brian Stelter, CNN

Pack up your red stapler and hit the bricks!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Perv Network

December 16, 2021December 22, 2021 Dianny CNN, CNN Sucks

Why does CNN attract so many pervs?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Compared to the news media, Q-Anon is small potatoes

October 3, 2020October 5, 2020 Dianny CNN, Conspiracy theories, Jennifer Rubin, Trump has COVID, Wuhan virus

After President Trump’s COVID diagnosis, the news media launched into wild conspiracy theories and speculation that put Q-Anon to shame.

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Orwellian
Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News Terrorism 

Biting the hand that fluffs them

May 30, 2020May 30, 2020 Dianny Anarchists, Antifa, Black Lives Matter riots, CNN, George Floyd, Violent Leftists

For the last four years, CNN has gone to bat for Antifa. And now Antifa has turned their bats on CNN.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

CNN is in hog heaven over this

May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Dianny Black Lives Matter riots, CNN, Minneapolis riots

Thanks, Minnesota State Police! You just made the ass-hats at CNN even more insufferable.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Wuhan Pandemic 

XiNN — America’s Source for Chinese Propaganda

April 15, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny China, CNN, Propaganda, Wuhan virus

Just how much money does Jeff Zucker have invested in China that he would let XiNN become the ChiCom’s bitch?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Wuhan Pandemic 

The Cuomo Brothers Pandemic Variety Hour

April 10, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Chris Cuomo, CNN, Wuhan virus

But remember folks, CNN is “empowering the public with information to stay safe.”

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

Don Lemon’s lame explanation

January 29, 2020February 2, 2020 Dianny CNN, Don Lemon

He didn’t hear them! He wasn’t laughing at you, he was laughing at the joke about you! Good grief. Don’t you hate when Damage Control does more damage?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

Once again, thanks CNN!

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, CNN, Don Lemon, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Thanks for being such smug, clueless nits that you inadvertently give a boost to Trump’s reelection effort.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Brave Firefighters of CNN

January 17, 2020 Dianny CNN, Manu Raju, Martha McSally

The Brave Firefighters at CNN melt down like the Wicked Witch when Martha McSally called their reporter a “liberal hack.”

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