The Madness of President Asterisk
The only person who isn’t aware that President Laughing Emoji Asterisk is President-in-Name-Only is President🤣 Joe * himself.
Read moreThe only person who isn’t aware that President Laughing Emoji Asterisk is President-in-Name-Only is President🤣 Joe * himself.
Read moreExclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service
Read moreTomorrow, surrounded by military loyal to him, this near-catatonic quarter-wit along with the real power-behind-the-throne will be installed.
Read moreJill Biden so hoped to get the celebrity treatment Michelle Obama enjoyed. But unlike Michelle, Jill has to share her time in the spotlight.
Read moreThey put up with Biden for as long as they needed. And now they don’t think they need him anymore.
Read moreSo it’s not that Biden confused Trump with George Bush. It’s that Biden thinks George Lopez is President. Now, isn’t that better?
Read moreThanks to his dementia, Joe’s mind is a magical world of pixie dust and scrambled eggs. And he can’t tell the lies from the truth anymore.
Read moreOh, the irony of having the guy who can’t remember Mitt Romney’s name, what office he’s running for or what city he’s in telling 56% of Americans that their memory’s not very good.
Read moreHow do you do debate prep with someone whose mind wipes clean every fifteen minutes? You’d have an easier job trying to collect rainwater in a sieve.
Read moreA reporter who isn’t an incurious flack would dig into this anemic campaign and figure out why Team Biden is keeping Joe under wraps.
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