The Madness of President Asterisk
The only person who isn’t aware that President Laughing Emoji Asterisk is President-in-Name-Only is President🤣 Joe * himself.
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Dementia Joe
Malfunction in Animatronic Biden Delays SOTU
Exclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service
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The Modern-Day Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou
Tomorrow, surrounded by military loyal to him, this near-catatonic quarter-wit along with the real power-behind-the-throne will be installed.
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Jill will have to share the spotlight, and she’ll hate that
Jill Biden so hoped to get the celebrity treatment Michelle Obama enjoyed. But unlike Michelle, Jill has to share her time in the spotlight.
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Is Operation 25th Amendment Already Underway?
They put up with Biden for as long as they needed. And now they don’t think they need him anymore.
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Wait, Biden thinks George Lopez is President?
So it’s not that Biden confused Trump with George Bush. It’s that Biden thinks George Lopez is President. Now, isn’t that better?
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The Magical World of Joe Biden’s Dementia
Thanks to his dementia, Joe’s mind is a magical world of pixie dust and scrambled eggs. And he can’t tell the lies from the truth anymore.
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Man with dementia says 56% of you have a bad memory
Oh, the irony of having the guy who can’t remember Mitt Romney’s name, what office he’s running for or what city he’s in telling 56% of Americans that their memory’s not very good.
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It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)
How do you do debate prep with someone whose mind wipes clean every fifteen minutes? You’d have an easier job trying to collect rainwater in a sieve.
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Those Incurious “Reporters”
A reporter who isn’t an incurious flack would dig into this anemic campaign and figure out why Team Biden is keeping Joe under wraps.
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