The Magical World of Joe Biden’s Dementia
Thanks to his dementia, Joe’s mind is a magical world of pixie dust and scrambled eggs. And he can’t tell the lies from the truth anymore.
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Dementia Joe
Man with dementia says 56% of you have a bad memory
Oh, the irony of having the guy who can’t remember Mitt Romney’s name, what office he’s running for or what city he’s in telling 56% of Americans that their memory’s not very good.
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It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)
How do you do debate prep with someone whose mind wipes clean every fifteen minutes? You’d have an easier job trying to collect rainwater in a sieve.
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Those Incurious “Reporters”
A reporter who isn’t an incurious flack would dig into this anemic campaign and figure out why Team Biden is keeping Joe under wraps.
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Joe steps over low bar without tripping on his pud, Media applauds
No matter how pedestrian and substance-free Low Bar Joe’s speech was, the media will spin it as the best speech since the Gettysburg Address.
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Joe goes biking
Desperate to prove Joe isn’t losing his marbles, Team Biden sends him out for a biking photo-op, and the news media declares “case closed.”
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Riiiiight: Joe skips convention over “coronavirus concerns”
“Coronavirus concerns” is code for “Dear God! We just cannot let this demented old man out of the basement!”
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After claiming he’s taken multiple cognitive tests, Biden “clarifies”
Mashed Potato Brain Biden scoffs at the idea he needs to take a cognitive test in the most rambling and confused answer imaginable.
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In a sane world, Brian Stelter would be the sandwich guy
If CNN was an actual news organization, “Chief Media Correspondent” Brian Stelter would be lucky to snag the coveted Sandwich Guy position.
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Foot-in-Mouth Biden strikes again
Oh to be a fly on the wall at Biden Campaign Headquarters right about now.
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