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JoeMentia Biden 

The Madness of President Asterisk

March 4, 2021March 4, 2021 Dianny 10 Comments Biden Administration, Dementia Joe, Unelected Bureaucracy

The only person who isn’t aware that President Laughing Emoji Asterisk is President-in-Name-Only is President🤣 Joe * himself.

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Humor JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Malfunction in Animatronic Biden Delays SOTU

February 27, 2021February 27, 2021 Dianny Dementia Joe, State of the Union Address

Exclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service

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COMMA-la Harris JoeMentia Biden 

The Modern-Day Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou

January 19, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Dementia Joe, Henry VI, Margaret of Anjou

Tomorrow, surrounded by military loyal to him, this near-catatonic quarter-wit along with the real power-behind-the-throne will be installed.

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DOCTOR Jill Biden Humor 

Jill will have to share the spotlight, and she’ll hate that

January 15, 2021January 15, 2021 Dianny Dementia Joe, Doug Emhoff, Harris Administration, Kamala Harris

Jill Biden so hoped to get the celebrity treatment Michelle Obama enjoyed. But unlike Michelle, Jill has to share her time in the spotlight.

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Is Operation 25th Amendment Already Underway?

December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Dianny 25th Amendment, China Joe, Dementia Joe, Hunter Biden

They put up with Biden for as long as they needed. And now they don’t think they need him anymore.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Wait, Biden thinks George Lopez is President?

October 27, 2020October 27, 2020 Dianny Biden gaffes, Dementia Joe, Media bias

So it’s not that Biden confused Trump with George Bush. It’s that Biden thinks George Lopez is President. Now, isn’t that better?

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JoeMentia Biden 

The Magical World of Joe Biden’s Dementia

October 13, 2020December 21, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe, Lying Joe Biden

Thanks to his dementia, Joe’s mind is a magical world of pixie dust and scrambled eggs. And he can’t tell the lies from the truth anymore.

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Economy Elections JoeMentia Biden 

Man with dementia says 56% of you have a bad memory

October 13, 2020December 21, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe

Oh, the irony of having the guy who can’t remember Mitt Romney’s name, what office he’s running for or what city he’s in telling 56% of Americans that their memory’s not very good.

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Elections JoeMentia Biden 

It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)

September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe, Presidential debates

How do you do debate prep with someone whose mind wipes clean every fifteen minutes? You’d have an easier job trying to collect rainwater in a sieve.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Those Incurious “Reporters”

September 13, 2020September 13, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe, Media bias

A reporter who isn’t an incurious flack would dig into this anemic campaign and figure out why Team Biden is keeping Joe under wraps.

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