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Eric Swalwell

Democrats/Leftists Humor 

Once a frat boy, always a frat boy

July 21, 2021July 21, 2021 Dianny Corruption, Eric Swalwell, Qatar

What frat boy doesn’t dream of partying like Ozzy on somebody else’s dime?

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Agitprop Humor 

Oh Behave! Fun with Eric Swalwell

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 Dianny Chinese espionage, Eric Swalwell

Just a couple new Honey Trap-related ‘shop images for the Man Who Can’t Behave.

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Humor Scandal Central 

Chinese Asset blames Trump

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 Dianny Chinese espionage, Eric Swalwell

So Swalwell isn’t denying that a honey trap ensnared him into becoming a Chinese asset. It’s just Trump’s fault that we now know about it.

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Democrats/Leftists Scandal Central 

How do you say Fart in Chinese?

December 8, 2020December 8, 2020 Dianny China, Chinese espionage, Eric Swalwell

A man who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee got suckered by a Chinese honey trap. It’s like the plot of a Tom Clancy novel.

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Agitprop Humor 

Eric’s Shartacus Moment

November 19, 2019December 9, 2020 Dianny Eric Swalwell, Eric Swalwell farts on live TV, Spartacus

All during his presidential campaign (that ironically sputtered out like a wet fart), Eric Swalwell couldn’t generate the level of attention he’s received since last night’s on-air shart.

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Humor 

Rootin-Tootin Eric Swalwell!

November 18, 2019December 9, 2020 Dianny Eric Swalwell, Eric Swalwell farts on live TV

We’ve always known Rootin-Tootin Eric has a habit of talking out of his ass. But I never took it literally — until now.

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Humor Scandal Central 

Hot Take Swalwell spills the beans

November 7, 2019 Dianny Deep State coup, Eric Swalwell, Shampeachment, Whistleblower

For weeks, Democrats have claimed identifying the whistleblower is illegal. Then that gormless tit Eric Swalwell inadvertently nuked that talking point.

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Elections Humor Second Amendment 

Beto Swalwell: Same losing ideas but with twice the arm flailing

August 19, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Eric Swalwell, Gun-grabbing leftists, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Last week Robert Francis O’Rourke decided to “reinvent” himself and “relaunch” his flailing arms campaign by rebranding himself Eric Swalwell II

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Elections Humor 

Eric Swalwell dropped out and I’m heartbroken!

July 8, 2019July 8, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Eric Swalwell

There’s no joy in Dianny-ville now that Eric Swalwell dropped out.

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Humor 

When your skewed poll goes horribly wrong

July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Eric Swalwell

Poor Eric Swalwell. He is the never-ending Gobstopper of self-owns.

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