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Governor Gretchen Whitmer

Democrats/Leftists 

What, no Emmy?!

May 5, 2021May 5, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Participation trophies

Gretchen Whitmer to receive a JFK “Profile in Courage.”

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Democrats/Leftists Wuhan Pandemic 

Gretchen “Not My Fault” Whitmer has more excuses than Hillary

April 19, 2021June 10, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Lockdowns, Wuhan Panic

How long before Whitmer blames Michigan’s latest surge on James Comey, Macedonian content farmers and Vladimir Putin?

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Democrats/Leftists The Resistance 

The Cult of Saint Stacey

January 6, 2021January 6, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Progressivism, Stacey Abrams

The Kooky Progressive Religion has canonized another Democrat hack: Saint Stacey the Patron Saint of Voter Fraud.

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Democrats/Leftists Wuhan Pandemic 

Faster than you can say Vacation Home, Whitmer plays the victim

May 27, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, the Victim Card, Wuhan Panic

Does the Victim Card come with the “I’ve just been elected to office” Democrat Party starter kit?

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Democrats/Leftists Politics Wuhan Pandemic 

The Whitmer Plan

May 23, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

The Whitmer Plan is pretty much no plan at all. It’s kicking the can down the road and hoping nobody notices she kicking the can down the road.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

The Media’s Veep-Stakes Death Match

May 21, 2020May 21, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Biden Veepstakes, Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Stacey Abrams

After failing to get one of their preferred candidates nominated, the media is determined to choose the winner of the Biden Veep-Stakes.

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Elections Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Nurse Ratched Whitmer catches Joe’s wandering eye

May 20, 2020May 20, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Biden Veepstakes, Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Stacey Abrams

Just how shallow is the Democrat bench that a woman more reviled than Hillary and an even bigger insufferable scold than Liz Warren is being considered for VP?

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Agitprop Humor 

Holy Smokes, Whitmer does look like Caitlyn Jenner!

April 21, 2020 Dianny Caitlyn Jenner, Governor Gretchen Whitmer

How did I miss that?!

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Democrats/Leftists Humor Wuhan Pandemic 

Somebody buy Gretchen Whitmer a clue

April 21, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Stupid Democrats, Wuhan Panic

Anybody else thinking Gretchen Whitmer must have had a painfully difficult time with the Analogies section of the SATs?

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Democrats/Leftists Wuhan Pandemic 

Mommy Whitmer: “Behave or I’ll ground you longer”

April 20, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Governor Gretchen Whitmer, The Infantilization of America, Wuhan Panic

In response to Michiganders protesting her draconian, capricious Stay at Home orders, Mommy Whitmer is threatening to extend the lockdown if they don’t behave.

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