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Gun Control

New York State Second Amendment 

Nurse Ratched’s Soft Target List

July 5, 2022July 5, 2022 Dianny Gun Control, gun-free zones, Kathy Hochul

The cul-de-sac busybody masquerading as New York’s governor provided would-be mass shooters with a comprehensive soft target list.

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JoeMentia Biden Second Amendment 

Senile Halfwit Threatens Americans

June 24, 2021June 24, 2021 Dianny Gun Control, Liberals and crime, Liberty versus Tyranny

The gibbering, senile halfwit in the White House is apparently taking policy advice from Eric “Nuke-em” Swalwell.

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Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Biden and Democrat Leaders introduce The Brevity Act

April 15, 2021April 15, 2021 Dianny Bill of Rights, Free speech, Gun Control

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service

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Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Biden EO to Limit 19th Amendment to Hotties with Nice-Smelling Hair

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Dianny Gropey Joe, Gun Control, Gun-grabbing leftists

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Agitprop Second Amendment 

Oberst-Gruppenführer O’Reich

September 14, 2019September 15, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Gun confiscation, Gun Control, Robert Francis O'Rourke

“Ve haff vays ov making you disarm” says Oberst-Gruppenführer Robert Francis O’Reich.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Talking Ken Doll enters the 2020 race

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Eric Swalwell, Gun Control, Russiagate

Eric Swalwell thinks RussiaGate and Gun Control are his ticket to the White House.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Second Amendment 

Eric Swalwell: the David Hogg of Presidential candidates

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Eric Swalwell, Gun Control

Vacuous media whore with a thin resume plans to kick off 2020 in Parkland, Florida.

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Nuke-em Swalwell
Democrats/Leftists Humor Second Amendment 

Nuke ‘em Swalwell

November 17, 2018November 18, 2018 Dianny Eric Swalwell, Gun Control, Stupid Democrats

Have you noticed that the politicians who think they know better than us turn out to be the stupidest people on earth?

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Camera Hogg of Socialism
Democrats/Leftists Elections 

The Camera Hogg of Socialism

July 2, 2018July 2, 2018 Dianny Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, David Hogg, Gun Control, Operation Backfire, Socialism

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Destroying Socialism the way David Hogg destroyed Gun Control.

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Hillary Clinton Second Amendment 

What does Hillary know about soul searching?

May 19, 2018 Dianny Gun Control, Sante Fe shooting

She’s spent 18 months on a “blame everybody else by me” tour. She’s hardly an expert.

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