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Hillary’s health

Is it the booze
Hillary Clinton 

Is it just the booze or is Hillary trying to evoke pity?

May 7, 2018July 22, 2018 Dianny Aging Hillary, Hillary's health

Gone are the days when Hillary Clinton only went in public disguised under a thick layer of make-up and an expensive haircut. Is that a conscious choice or just the booze?

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Hillary Clinton 

Caught in their own web of lies

September 14, 2016 Dianny Hillary pneumonia, Hillary's doctor statement, Hillary's health, Sick Hillary

Team Clinton claimed pneumonia spread through the campaign. But according to her doctor, Hillary’s is “non-contagious.”

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Hillary Clinton 

That wasn’t a body double. Just make-up and good drugs.

September 13, 2016 Dianny Hillary body double, Hillary collapses at 9/11 ceremony, Hillary's health

There are easier ways to reanimate a corpse.

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Hillary Clinton 

Secretive

September 13, 2016 Dianny Hillary collapses at 9/11 ceremony, Hillary's health, Secretive Hillary, Sick Hillary

The problem with being so secretive is nobody is going to take your eventual explanations at face value.

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Hillary Clinton 

Would they replace her?

September 12, 2016 Dianny DNC, Hillary collapses at 9/11 ceremony, Hillary's health, Sick Hillary

Sure, the DNC may want to, but Hillary will never give up. Never.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Hillary Clinton 

From “She’s totally healthy” to “Lots of Presidents were sick” in no time flat

September 12, 2016 Dianny CNN, Hillary collapses at 9/11 ceremony, Hillary's health, Sick Hillary

Rather than simply eat crow, Hillary’s satellite campaign headquarters at CNN finds a new excuse to make.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Hillary Clinton 

It’s gonna be just like Psycho

September 11, 2016 Dianny CNN, Hillary collapses at 9/11 ceremony, Hillary's health, Michael Goodwin column, Psycho

If Hillary drops dead before November 8, which CNN host will have her body preserved and stored in his fruit cellar?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Hillary Clinton 

CNN to the rescue!

September 11, 2016September 11, 2016 Dianny CNN reporting, Hillary leaves 9/11 commemoration early, Hillary's health, Sick Hillary

She isn’t sick! Just a little overheated (on a totally cool, breezy day).

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Hillary Clinton 

Healthy Hillary bails

September 11, 2016September 11, 2016 Dianny Hillary stumbles, Hillary's health, September 11 commemoration, Sick Hillary

Picture of health Hillary Clinton leaves the 9/11 commemoration early due to “medical episode.”

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Hillary Clinton 

Do people still get consumption?

September 5, 2016 Dianny Coughing Hillary, Hacking Hillary, Hillary's health, Sick Hillary

Oh yeah. She’s the picture of health.

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