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John Kasich

Elections Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation!!

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020 Dianny John Kasich, NeverTrumpers, RINO

This is one virus I’ll happily wear a mask to prevent.

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Elections Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren 

Kasich 2.0 stays true to form

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Dianny 2020 Democrat Field, John Kasich, Pocahasbeen

Like the original version, Kasich 2.0 is refusing to offer her endorsement. Because she, like the original, believes only she deserves to be President.

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Messenger of God
Humor Immigration / Illegals Republicans 

John Kasich: Messenger of God

October 26, 2018 Dianny Caravan of Illegals, John Kasich

President or God’s Prophet? John Kasich just can’t make up his mind.

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Elections Humor 

Kasich considers giving America the one thing nobody’s clamoring for

August 13, 2018 Dianny 2020 Election, John Kasich

Are you ready for Kasich 2020?! Yeah. I didn’t think so. But he sure is.

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John Kasich kewl
Elections Humor 

John Kasich: Millennial Hero

April 5, 2018 Dianny John Kasich, Millennials

Kasich’s 2020 strategy is totally cringe-worthy.

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Elections 

Where oh where is Johnny Kasich?

July 20, 2016July 20, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, Kasich is a no-show, RNC Convention

After his whole syrupy “Can’t we all just get along” sermonizing, why is Johnny Kasich skipping the Convention?

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Elections 

Absentee Governor

May 2, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, Ohio, Public Policy Polling

Ohioans aren’t too happy with their absentee jerk of a governor.

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Elections 

John R Kasich will you please go now!

April 6, 2016April 6, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, Jonah Goldberg, Wisconsin Primary

John Kasich is “The Thing that Wouldn’t Leave.”

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Humor 

Pizzagate

March 31, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, Kasich eats pizza, Seinfeld

Prissy Kasich embroiled in knife and fork scandal.

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Agitprop Elections 

What a Jerk

March 23, 2016 Dianny John Kasich

Clueless dingbat continues his quixotic campaign.

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