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John Kasich

Agitprop Humor 

Oy Gevalt

March 21, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, The Postman

I’ve had better days…

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Tilting at Windmills

March 16, 2016 Dianny GOP Convention, John Kasich, Ohio

To dream the impossible dream…

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Coming in dead last in DC is a selling point

March 13, 2016 Dianny DC Primary, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Wyoming Caucus

Sure, he didn’t lose as well as Reagan in 1980, but still!

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1960s Housewives for Kasich

February 23, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, Women left their kitchens

Who’s coming up with Kasich’s campaign strategy? Don Draper?

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And the award for Most Delusional Candidate goes to …

February 21, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, Kung Fu, South Carolina Primary

Heaven help me, this guy is delusional.

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Will Jeb pack it up?

February 20, 2016 Dianny Jeb Bush, John Kasich, South Carolina Primary

Is South Carolina the end of the line for the Exclamation Point?

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Is ego keeping Jeb in the race?

February 15, 2016 Dianny GOP Primaries, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, Republican nomination

If Trump gets the nomination, we can thank Bush and Kasich for refusing to drop out.

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One-Hit Wonder

February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Dianny John Kasich, New Hampshire Primary

Like T’Pau’s “Heart and Soul” and Los del Rio’s “Macarena,” John Kasich is the One-Hit Wonder of 2016.

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The stuff buried within this poll is very telling

January 19, 2016January 20, 2016 Dianny American Research Group poll, Donald Trump, John Kasich, New Hampshire Primary

Separating the “maybes” from the “definitelys” in this New Hampshire poll changes the landscape immeasurably.

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Donald Trump Elections Republicans 

This is so damn hilarious

December 10, 2015January 4, 2016 Dianny Frank Burns, John Kasich

The Frank Burns of the Republican Party makes the most hilarious threat ever.

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