Pompous Pete wants you to be a “McCain Republican”
“Be the kind of Republican that surrenders to us while sniffing our farts, instead of the kind of Republican that laughs at us and tells us to get bent.”
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John McCain
Ben Sasse hopes McCain’s cranky pants fit him
Like drunken fans wrestling over a foul ball, Never Trump Republicans are trying to out-insufferable one another for the chance to fill the void left by the sneerly departed John McCain.
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Does dying make you a saint?
With his impending death, John McCain’s life is getting an extreme make-over.
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King John and the Act of Succession
Sorry Arizonans. King John has already chosen his successor and you get no say in the matter.
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Marco McCain
Looks like L’il Marco wants to replace John McCain as the go-to Republican who attacks Donald Trump on the Sunday Morning News shows.
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Kelly Sadler is right: McCain’s opposition to Haspel doesn’t matter
It may have been callous. But that doesn’t make it untrue.
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I hope Ebenezer McCain gets a visit from three spirits before he dies
Once a bitter, angry old man, always a bitter, angry old man — even in death.
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John McCain is a warped, frustrated old man
It’s as if John McCain is hoping to out-Potter the evil Mr. Potter. Such a scurvy little spider.
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He chose dishonor: some thoughts on Jeff Flake retiring
Yes, celebrate his exit. But be prepared. Jeff Flake will not go gently into that good night.
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Is getting stabbed in the back covered by your insurance, Arizona?
Are back-stabs covered in your sub-par Obamacare plan with that high premium and even higher deductible?
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