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Newton's Third Law
Democrats/Leftists Republicans 

Democrats don’t understand Newton’s Third Law

October 5, 2018 Dianny Kavanaugh confirmation, Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins, The Resistance, Unhinged Leftists

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Shouldn’t the Science Party get that?

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Humor 

Ruth Bader Ginsburg can’t be the first one to make that mistake

April 12, 2017 Dianny Civility, Lindsey Graham, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Women of the Senate

Even if she did call Lindsey Graham a woman, it can’t be the first time that’s happened.

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John and Lindsey
Donald Trump Foreign Policy 

Something tells me John and Lindsey are going to be disappointed

April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 Dianny Bashar al Assad, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Syria, US missile strike in Syria

Just because the GOP’s Chang and Eng want a long, drawn-out quagmire in Syria doesn’t mean Trump will oblige them.

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Republicans 

Lindsey Graham is a dick

February 26, 2016 Dianny Lindsey Graham, Lindsey Graham's attack on Ted Cruz

Bitterness in a woman is so unattractive.

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Elections 

Buh-Bye Goober!

December 21, 2015December 25, 2015 Dianny Graham drops out, Lindsey Graham

John McCain hardest hit.

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Elections Republicans 

Bad news for Goober

December 20, 2015December 25, 2015 Dianny Lindsey Graham, South Carolina Primary

Looks like Goober Graham doesn’t have any home-field advantage in South Carolina.

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Elections 

How are you beating Jindal?

October 27, 2015 Dianny Lindsey Graham, Republican polling, Republican Primary

Lindsey Graham whines, “How am I losing to these people?!” Honestly? I’m more stunned that he’s not in last place.

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Elections Terrorism 

Goober says

September 21, 2015 Dianny Ben Carson, Lindsey Graham, Muslim President

Lindsey Graham is having a bad case of the vapors over Ben Carson saying he wouldn’t support a Muslim as President.

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Donald Trump Elections Republicans 

Zero Percent Graham

July 21, 2015January 4, 2016 Dianny Iowa Poll has Graham at 0%, Lindsey Graham

Good ole Lindsey Graham thinks he’s won the Lottery. Yessiree, if it weren’t for the Enslaved Press grasping desire to

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Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump Elections Republicans 

Lindsey Graham is a clueless simpleton

July 10, 2015January 4, 2016 Dianny Lindsey Graham, Lindsey Graham on Donald Trump

Oy, gevalt. Lindsey Graham, who apparently is running for President, was asked why he thought Donald Trump was doing so

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