Sméagol’s Call to Arms
Chicago’s activist mayor calls for an armed uprising. Sounds insurrectiony, no?
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot
Lightweight Lori: Tough on gay sunbathers, weak on looters
Lightweight Lori seems to reserve her tough-talking shtick for barbecuing neighbors and gay sunbathers.
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Sméagol plays the Woman Card
Lori Lightfoot is an incompetent fool with the leadership skills of a garden gnome.
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Terrorizing residents is Sméagol’s job
Violence and unrest are a political strategy geared at defeating Republicans in November. For Sméagol, terrorizing residents is the feature, not a bug.
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Lori Lightfoot really wants that title of “America’s Worst Mayor”
I think we’re zeroing in on why Kayleigh McEneny referred to Lori Lightfoot as the “derelict mayor.”
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Sméagol takes the easy road
Sméagol learned quickly that the easy road of bashing Trump on Twitter works much the same way as ink from an octopus’ ass.
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Who will Lori Lightfoot take leadership lessons from?
Lori Lightfoot doesn’t want to take leadership lessons from Trump, fine. But clearly she needs to take them from somebody.
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Haircuts for me but not for thee
Tens of millions of Americans are holed up in our houses like Anne Frank, but Lori Lightfoot gets to visit the salon for a trim.
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