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Jill appears to have raided Madonna’s closet.

Warning: Some Inauguration coverage not suitable for children

After all those years of unwanted touching, Joe finally found people eager to quiver with orgasmic delight at the mere sight of him.

Whose idea was it to pose Kamala in front of a bedsheet? Is Vogue’s fashion editor a lover of irony; or is he or she a Liz Warren supporter?

The whole get-a-roominess of it is going to make you retch.

So it’s not that Biden confused Trump with George Bush. It’s that Biden thinks George Lopez is President. Now, isn’t that better?

A reporter who isn’t an incurious flack would dig into this anemic campaign and figure out why Team Biden is keeping Joe under wraps.

As they do with every Trump-related event, the media claims everything about it was dark, divisive, dystopian and baddy-bad-bad-bad.

No matter how pedestrian and substance-free Low Bar Joe’s speech was, the media will spin it as the best speech since the Gettysburg Address.

Tucker pronounced Kamala “Ka-MAH-la” instead of “COMMA-la.” That’s mangling it? All he did was emphasize the wrong syllable for crap’s sake.

The media’s post-coital ecstasy over Kamala hasn’t reached Obama-levels … yet. But it’s already off to a galloping start.