Release the Cat Stories!
When the going gets rough, the media runs fluff.
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Media bias
Dear First Lady: The 80s called; it wants its fashion back
Jill appears to have raided Madonna’s closet.
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Warning: Some Inauguration coverage not suitable for children
After all those years of unwanted touching, Joe finally found people eager to quiver with orgasmic delight at the mere sight of him.
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Kamala gets another bedsheet for a backdrop
Whose idea was it to pose Kamala in front of a bedsheet? Is Vogue’s fashion editor a lover of irony; or is he or she a Liz Warren supporter?
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Let the Throne-Sniffing Begin!
The whole get-a-roominess of it is going to make you retch.
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Wait, Biden thinks George Lopez is President?
So it’s not that Biden confused Trump with George Bush. It’s that Biden thinks George Lopez is President. Now, isn’t that better?
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Those Incurious “Reporters”
A reporter who isn’t an incurious flack would dig into this anemic campaign and figure out why Team Biden is keeping Joe under wraps.
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Media Narrative Activate: It was DARK!!!!
As they do with every Trump-related event, the media claims everything about it was dark, divisive, dystopian and baddy-bad-bad-bad.
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Joe steps over low bar without tripping on his pud, Media applauds
No matter how pedestrian and substance-free Low Bar Joe’s speech was, the media will spin it as the best speech since the Gettysburg Address.
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