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Michael Avenatti

Enslaved Press/Fake News The Resistance 

From Media Superstar to Prison Inmate in 4 Years

December 6, 2022December 6, 2022 Dianny Michael Avenatti

The ignominious fall of Resistance heartthrob Michael Avenatti.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News The Resistance 

Media Heartthrob Sentenced

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 Dianny Fake News media, Garbage Media, Michael Avenatti

The people who call Trump voters stupid actually fell for this guy.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The CNN Curse: Is promotion from this network the kiss of death?

February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, CNN Sucks, Michael Avenatti, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Nothing guarantees your inevitable slide into ignominious defeat like getting oodles of fawning coverage on CNN.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

And they call us stupid

February 15, 2020February 15, 2020 Dianny Michael Avenatti

Those condescending wankers who laugh and call us stupid aren’t looking particularly bright now that their “savior of the Republic” is heading to jail.

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Avenatti pulls out
Humor 

The Creepy Porn Lawyer is back

August 4, 2019August 4, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti

Why settle for scamming one paraplegic client out of his money when you can scam the entire country?

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Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Avenatti Saga is an indictment of the media

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019 Dianny Creepy Porn Lawyer, Fake News media, Michael Avenatti, Trump Derangement Syndrome

The Avenatti Saga takes another hardly unexpected turn and the news media look like even bigger idiots.

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Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News Humor 

The Trump Curse claims another victim

April 11, 2019April 12, 2019 Dianny Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti

Michael Avenatti indicted on 36 counts.

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Humor 

The Break-Up

March 13, 2019March 18, 2019 Dianny Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels

And here I thought those two crazy kids could make it work.

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Avenatti pulls out
Humor 

Odd that we haven’t heard from Avenatti

January 22, 2019January 22, 2019 Dianny Covington Catholic, Media smears, Michael Avenatti

Here you’ve got one giant media-driven smear campaign going on and Avenatti is nowhere to be seen.

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Avenatti pulls out
Elections Humor 

Avenatti pulls out

December 4, 2018August 4, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Michael Avenatti

Creepy porn lawyer won’t run in 2020. That leaves only John Kasich for comic relief.

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